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King Joffrey
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I am King Joffrey of House Baratheon the First of my Name, by right I am King of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men. Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm. Any man, woman or child who questions the right of my rule shall face the King's Justice. HOUSE BARATHEON { wear } HOUSE LANNISTER { wear } <b...
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king-joffrey-blog · 13 years ago
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OOC: Ghost!Joff FTW
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king-joffrey-blog · 13 years ago
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king-joffrey-blog · 13 years ago
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I can talk about it all I wish, it isn't as if you can stop me.
paying-my-debts replied to your post: You must have forgotten, the lady Lady Sansa is no longer your betrothed. Find another poor girl to torment.
Yours in no way whatsoever.
Had any whores lately or is your betrothed satisfying enough?
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king-joffrey-blog · 13 years ago
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paying-my-debts replied to your post: You must have forgotten, the lady Lady Sansa is no longer your betrothed. Find another poor girl to torment.
Yours in no way whatsoever.
Had any whores lately or is your betrothed satisfying enough?
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king-joffrey-blog · 13 years ago
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You must have forgotten, the lady Lady Sansa is no longer your betrothed. Find another poor girl to torment.
Not mine in name, but mine in body.
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king-joffrey-blog · 13 years ago
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@Sansa (The Lost Wolf Bitch of Winterfell)
You…you are foul…
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king-joffrey-blog · 13 years ago
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I hate you.
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king-joffrey-blog · 13 years ago
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#you won't bed me #you can't #Tyrion won't let you - he told me #please can't you find some other form of entertainment? #why must you keep hurting innocent animals? #why do you even care what I think of you? #why can't you treat me like nothing - everyone else does
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Another for the lovely lady.
@Sansa (The Lost Wolf Bitch of Winterfell)
You…you are foul…
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king-joffrey-blog · 13 years ago
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And mother isn't your daughter? How sad, first you do not wish to recognize Uncle Tyrion, now mother?
@Sansa (The Lost Wolf Bitch of Winterfell)
I hope you’re having fun with my dear uncle, I should hope you know that just because you are involved with him does not mean I won’t bed you.
As it is Valentine’s Day, I thought I would get you this to express my feelings for you.
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I couldn’t find a direwolf and that beast you had was already dead - so the hearts of two other, regular wolves will have to do.
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king-joffrey-blog · 13 years ago
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Go cry to your headless husband.
@Sansa (The Lost Wolf Bitch of Winterfell)
I hope you’re having fun with my dear uncle, I should hope you know that just because you are involved with him does not mean I won’t bed you.
As it is Valentine’s Day, I thought I would get you this to express my feelings for you.
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I couldn’t find a direwolf and that beast you had was already dead - so the hearts of two other, regular wolves will have to do.
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king-joffrey-blog · 13 years ago
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OOC: We'll pretend Joffrey didn't just step into Ned's shoes and proclaim his love for Catelyn.
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king-joffrey-blog · 13 years ago
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Keep your sniveling northern noses out of Southern affairs.
@Sansa (The Lost Wolf Bitch of Winterfell)
I hope you’re having fun with my dear uncle, I should hope you know that just because you are involved with him does not mean I won’t bed you.
As it is Valentine’s Day, I thought I would get you this to express my feelings for you.
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I couldn’t find a direwolf and that beast you had was already dead - so the hearts of two other, regular wolves will have to do.
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king-joffrey-blog · 13 years ago
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@Sansa (The Lost Wolf Bitch of Winterfell)
I do wish I could have had the beast's heart removed before your eyes; the look of terror and sadness would have been quite lovely. 
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king-joffrey-blog · 13 years ago
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@Sansa (The Lost Wolf Bitch of Winterfell)
I hope you're having fun with my dear uncle, I should hope you know that just because you are involved with him does not mean I won't bed you.
As it is Valentine's Day, I thought I would get you this to express my feelings for you.
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I couldn't find a direwolf and that beast you had was already dead - so the hearts of two other, regular wolves will have to do.
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king-joffrey-blog · 13 years ago
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Hmph. I'll be seeing you soon enough. I have a rather horrifying corner of the Fields of Punishment set aside for you.
Just who the hell do you think you are you trollop of a cock sucking old fool? Fields of Punishment? Are you daft? Mad maybe? Here, have some gold - go enjoy a whore in a tavern.
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king-joffrey-blog · 13 years ago
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Sit. Down. And. Stay. Away. From. My. Son's. Wedding. If you get near the cake, I will hurt you.
Hope they don't try the Lemon Cake.
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