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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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I need car manufacturers to stop making cars with dark interiors

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Currently dreaming of being a contracted salary worker instead of hourly

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We need to bring back free the nipple

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Every time I dare to think "maybe I don't actually have sensory issues," life finds a way to prove me wrong

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Did you know we make spicy charms?

These are cast in sterling silver and on the website include a 20in sterling chain. (You can select no chain for a discount)

We make these start to finish in our Portland studio and this weekend we're adding a 5th charm to the lineup.

Isn't she cute!

Why am I posting these right now? Because 2025 is off to a *wild* start and our little queer 2-person company could use a boost after a slow holiday season.

Hopefully this post will find the kinky folks and the smutty fic folks and we can delight you with high quality handcrafted charms and get a handle on this year.

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would you qualify to serve in the united states military based on this list of disqualifying mental disorders?(below)

yes

no

unsure/nuance

list: -ADHD, Autism, schizophrenic disorders/delusional disorders/mood disorders with psychotic features, bipolar and related disorders, depressive disorders, conduct disorders/oppositional defiance disorders, personality disorders, obsessive-compulsive or related disorders, anxiety disorders, dissociative disorders, paraphilic disorders, gender dysphoria

list:

-ADHD, Autism, schizophrenic disorders/delusional disorders/mood disorders with psychotic features, bipolar and related disorders, depressive disorders, conduct disorders/oppositional defiance disorders, personality disorders, obsessive-compulsive or related disorders, anxiety disorders, dissociative disorders, paraphilic disorders, gender dysphoria

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I've been waking up just before sunrise most days this summer. The birds sing so loudly & the temperature outside is just perfect for a good morning stretch.

The sunrise was pink this morning. The birds are singing outside.

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"Boys will be boys" is about kissing and digging holes, not bullying

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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

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i'm not saying people shouldn't be reading more books, but i do think it's funny how many people thinking "reading comprehension" is just about how good you are at reading books and not like. criticial thinking skills.

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Having an angel bounce on my lap is an unparalleled experience

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idk if anyone else has seen the surge of memes making fun of cave divers recently. there was a comment on one that was like "cave divers with 4 kids, 2 degrees, a loving wife and a huge house when they learn that Satan's Sphincter has a 0% survival rate" it had me crying laughing

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little sausage boy

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in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran 

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I cannot stop thinking about this article. It has enchanted me.