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*dick comes detached and shoots out the window like a bottle rocket, emitting a harsh whistling noise as it arcs over the treeline and out of sight* I swear that's never happened before.

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i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone

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i wish there was an animal that could see radio waves so I could transmit that i love them and every one on earth would know it

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I'm very much looking forward to seeing what sorts of cartoons we get when the folks whose formative media experience was spending hours a day parked in front of an iPad watching endless YouTube content farm pregnant Spider-Man machinima vids become the next generation of creators.

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Ayo's at the rave, who's brushed up on their DDR?

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I'd seen lots of people describe Night in the Woods as being heavily rooted in the experience of growing up in a dying small town in the American Rust Belt, but somehow nobody told my West Virginian ass that it's so Appalachian that I probably live closer to where Mae's house would be than to the nearest IKEA.

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i am legitimately so frustrated by the stupid unfunny destiel confession news thing u losers r still doing. destiel “the us has bombed iran” do u ppl not understand how obnoxious this is? the bit has run its course and been unfunny for years now anyways but doing this shit is so fucking offensive and irreverent

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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Admit it. If you were separated into good and evil versions of yourself your evil version would totally make your good version their bitch

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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name

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being depressed and resentful is so embarrassing I feel like a cartoon villain

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this is a cute drawing of an elf but I noticed you neglected to draw her in excruciating pain? please remedy this immediately or you will be hearing from my legal team

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I definitely must’ve missed a lot of Steven Universe bc how the heck did Lars went from “convenience store clerk to Captain Harlock”???

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Someone was asking in a thread what kind of people could work for ICE right now.

I think it's a good time to remember that the image above are the people who put children into gas chambers.

When I was little, I asked what kind of person could work at a concentration camp.

The answer to both questions I think is "normal people who have accepted the dehumanization of another group of people."