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Poetry at its finest

The microwaves been beeping for the last six minutes. I open it and it keeps going. I close it and it keeps going. Beep beep beep, to no one’s delight but it’s own. I turn my back and it stops. As if it wants an audience. Or demands. If I was not late for my swimming lesson I might amuse it. Beep on, I resign, beep on. Who am I to deny you your song? For my own is too often quelled and silenced and beaten back. Your one note is dull, but it is your own. My many notes are full, but are overthrown.

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The microwaves been beeping for the last six minutes. I open it and it keeps going. I close it and it keeps going. Beep beep beep, to no one’s delight but it’s own. I turn my back and it stops. As if it wants an audience. Or demands. If I was not late for my swimming lesson I might amuse it. Beep on, I resign, beep on. Who am I to deny you your song? For my own is too often quelled and silenced and beaten back. Your one note is dull, but it is your own. My many notes are full, but are overthrown.

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warring states uchihas + the onion

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could I please request headcanons (sfw/nsfw) on what it would be like to be an Uchiha bride?

I’m gonna do the main Uchihas or else it’s going to take forever haha! - Aidyn

Madara

❖ Being Madara’s wife would mean that you're completely untouchable. People in the Uchiha clan would fear even talking to you in case they say something wrong and Madara comes to know. They would always be extremely respectful, to the point where to you it seems completely ridiculous. Men wouldn’t even dare look at you for too long in case Madara is watching and thinks they’re trying to flirt with you.

Izuna

❖ Izuna would want his spouse to be treated like royalty, so he’d hire the best servants to cater to your every needs. Because of his duty as Madara’s second in command, Izuna wouldn’t be around very often, so you would get pretty lonely after a while. He always tried to make it up to you when he can, though, and by that I mean lots of sex.

Shisui

❖ After you married Shisui, people in the Uchiha clan would automatically respect you and see you as a friendly, very approachable individual. They’d also see you as a wise person and would always come to see you for advice. Because Shisui is more light-hearted than the majority of the Uchiha men, who appear more stoical, the Uchiha women would always come to you for advice on how to make their husbands less serious.

Obito

❖ Being Obito’s spouse wouldn’t get you as much attention as if you married the three previous Uchiha men, and you’re most likely to live a very normal life amongst the Uchiha clan. Obito would be very loving and caring towards you and he would make sure you’re not missing anything. He’d probably annoy the crap out of the other members of his clan too, since he keeps bragging about how amazing you are and how much he loves you.

Itachi

❖ Marrying Itachi would come with a few inconveniences, such as the pressure of pursuing the Uchiha bloodline from Fugaku, as well as Itachi’s very angry fangirls. You’re going to need to have a good character to handle all the criticism, because your every move is most likely going to be watched. But you can always trust Itachi to defend and protect you, as well as cheering you up on harsher days.

Sasuke

❖ We all know what being Sasuke’s wife would be like… Him never being around, never kissing you, and leaving you alone with your child for twelve years.

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wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

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people say millenials don’t do anything when we literally caught the zodiac killer twice…… ok

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I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.

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do i WHAT now

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this just in …. i have Feelings For u guys …. breaking news …… i would die for u …..

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me every month: has my period AGAIN 

me every month: 

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“We met at the wrong time. That’s what I keep telling myself anyway. Maybe one day years from now, we’ll meet in a coffee shop in a faraway city somewhere and we could give it another shot.”

— Unknown

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And the whole world begins to crash at about the same time every night.