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The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

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This is not to hate on any of the cc!s it's just a lighthearted observation of the characters.

But man the Antartic circle (c!Philza, c!Techno, c!Ranboo aka the c!Philza favored squad) is really a huddle of the most socially awkward schoolyard bullies huh.

How do 3 of the most powerful ppl on this server not have a single spine among them?? c!Techno got peer pressured into murder (arguably multiple times from his POV???), c!Phil put up so little argument to Wilbur's request and can't even go to visit anyone without invitation, and c!Ranboo...is c!ranboo.

No wonder they need to be in full netherite, they're invertebrates of course they need some kind of a carpace to hold themselves together.

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What asexuality is:

Little to no sexual attraction to others

What asexuality ISN'T

Strange and unsettling visions sent by otherwordly beings undeniably carrying some sort of message that is impossible to decipher but everything adds up and yet you don't know what it all adds up to and leaves you wondering why it's you of all people

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so imagine. you’re schlatt right. your best friend’s always been pretty, always been flirty, always been one to joke around and call you princess, and you don’t commit easy but you know a bit when you see one so you grin right back and match his steps and kiss him once or twice, over campfires, tasting liquor and smoke and dirt, and once or twice more, dripping rainwater, poking bruises, and more and more and your sweaters get stuck in his closet, your hands get caught in his hair, you tangle up in each others’ dropped stitches and he laughs at your jokes and plays you his songs and makes things with you, ideas, little houses, towering nonsense spires and his teeth get stuck in your neck, his guitar picks sit in your bag, his name is sugary in your mouth, and it’s easy.

and it’s one day too many waking up in his bed before you realize you need to go. he doesn’t tell you he loves you but you can feel it in the way he cooks your breakfast and the questions that he asks and the beers in the fridge that he only buys for you. he doesn’t tell you he loves you but you learn how to make tea and what his favorite languages are and how his heartbeat sounds when he laughs and suddenly, urgently, you know you can never hear him say it because if you did you’d melt back into this, into days and days of sunkissed skin and dreaming on soft sheets. someday you have to wake up.

so you take your beers and you give him his picks and you tell him you hate him, just to make it stick, spit it like chewing tobacco. he doesn’t need you around, so you certainly don’t need him. you walk away from his house, steps measured and slow, because running is for fucking cowards, running is for when you need to make leaving easier on yourself, and you, of all people, don’t need easy. imagine you’re schlatt. congratulations- you don’t need anyone! now you can get some real progress made.

(and always, always, you will toast to love lost, love surgically removed, love quelled before it could spread. always, in your dreams, you will walk the same halls, never quite able to open the bedroom door.)

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A promising young man and his older self

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i swore to myself and these walls around me not to be a burden, an anchor to stop grasping other peoples hands but yet again im walking in circles and crying through the dark of days that have passed

the only thing i wanted was to be loved

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The x’s on the L’Manburg flag as foreshadowing. Three lives each person has, all crossed out. It was doom from the start.

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Can I just say, uh, I’m pretty sure noticing you’re asexual is harder than noticing you’re gay, straight, pan or otherwise. Like, I just read someone’s desciption of hitting puberty and, like, there’s nothing like that. There’s no sudden ‘boob’ moment, no sudden ‘fuck, I’d fuck that’ moment, not sudden anything. You just, like, plod on through life as usual going ‘oooh, that’s pretty, I’d like that hair’ or ‘oooooh, they’re nice, I’d like to be close to them’ but there’s no like, ‘oh, someone would want to fuck that but I don’t’, you know? You just- you don’t notice, you don’t realise everyone else has ‘had a moment’ but you haven’t, you just- keep going as you always have.

And then, much much later, you start to wonder why people are getting so caught up in drama for romance or sex, like, why bother? It’s not worth it, they’re not worth it, why are you doing stupid things for something that’s so- and then you wonder if there’s something wrong with you, start mentally over compensating. Like ‘uh, okay, um, who should I date? Who can I stand to date? Who could I stand to fuck?’ like- it’s not, it’s not something you want, but you want to fit in, to be normal.

Sometimes you don’t even know that you’re doing it.

Sometimes you don’t even know asexual’s a thing.

I dunno, I guess, I just feel like, uh, people should understand more?

idk sorry thank you for listening to me

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Funny scene. Funny dialogue from Tommy

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@cupidl0vesy0u

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dump

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I saw a perfect picture of Dev Patel while looking for inspirations and decided it's

✨ Jon Torture Time ✨

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monkey dad

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“Oh how do you stay positive when the world is so awful how can you stay positive when our lives are falling apart-“ SPITE!!!!! ITS SPITE GODDAMN IT!!! REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE ANGRY AT THE WORLD AS A TEENAGER?? THAT KID WAS RIGHT AND YES IT FUCKING SUCKS AND NO, ITS NOT FAIR, SO YOU HAVE TO KEEP TRYING TO MAKE IT FAIR!!!!

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Left-handed Ena Dream BBQ fan animation yayyy

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the sillys

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