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callout post

Philip Banks wants to:

empty the banks

fill our streets with banks

run a bank-making operation out of his banks

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Hsu Hao, on a scale of one to ten how would you rate your pain?

Now dont you go on worrying about me i dont want anyone to worry about me or what im going through but it is a 10

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hi. i made some images.

feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required

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It's been like two hours I don't feel a fuckin thang

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hot pot restaurants in your area want you to know: you too can be the Neil Armstrong of not pissing on the floor

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Frollo said listen here faggot

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ITS HARVEST TIME

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General tumblr reminder, since some people don't know: If the person's URL has "deactivated" plus a string of numbers (a date) after it, that means that they manually deleted their own blog. It doesn't mean they were banned. Banned blogs don't have "deactivated" after them and will just be the normal URL you can't click on or interact with. They look very similar and function the same, but they were caused by two very different things.

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The sink is designed to contain the faucet. The faucet is built to test the limits of the sink. This is what's known as a relationship, or dynamic, or something

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The biden administration announced yesterday it was pardoning Jared fogle in a deal with subway to bring back the 5 dollar footlong. "Another win for the American people. Only at participating subway restaurants for a limited time only." Biden said.

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I cant imagine having to grow up with transphobic parents. Im struggling enough as it is. Having bad parents on top of that is eeeeeee. You come out to them and they deadname and misgender you because they cant deal with change? Oh i guess you dont love me at all. Cool. To anyone affected by this i hope you get out of that situation asap. That isnt normal

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I have found the best ally

Straight and cis people will say that they are allies, but you will NEVER measure up to my dentist.

Me: "Hey, is it ok if I can change my name on my info from [DEADNAME] to Sai?"

Random woman that I wasn't even talking to in the chair next to me: "Honey, if that's the name you had at birth, [DEADNAME] is your only name."

My dentist, very slowly turning her rolley chair towards the woman: "Shush."

Random woman: "Excuse me?"

Destist: *closes privacy curtain while staring bullets at the lady*

Me: *pissing myself laughing*

My dentist while changing my name in my info (reminder that English is not her first language, she immigrated from Russia): "There, Sai, you have pretty boy teeth. Smile and make all girls swoon."

Me not having the heart to tell her I'm not transmasc but I'm Agender, and still pissing myself laughing: "Thank you [DENTIST NAME]."

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I wonder how many people who are accused of “weaponized incompetence” are actually just undiagnosed disabled people

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90% of ruminators stop agonizing just before they reach the right conclusion!

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Scream this is iconic….

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sick burn