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what do you mean you pushed ALL THE BUTTONS

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its not hard. My favorite guy should be number one driver. The guy above him in the standings is overrated. That team that’s not mine with a good car is illegal and should be banned

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Max | Toro Rosso 2015.

DO NOT REPOST ANYWHERE THANK YOU.

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MICK SCHUMACHER CROSSES THE LINE P3 IN THE 6 HOURS OF FUJI!!!

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Max Verstappen’s body is an optical illusion. One minute I’m looking at him and thinking about how big and soft and sexy he looks and the next I’m looking at him and thinking how tiny and babygirl he looks.

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✨KITTY CAT MAX✨

You guys remember when I was ranting about Max in a cat helmet?? I MADE IT HAPPEN

It’s so perfect! 🥹That man was made for this! One more step in the Max Cat Agenda 🤭

Lance version here

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I commissioned the wonderful @aphrostiel for this! Send them lots of love 😊 their work is amazing!

(I paid for this so I kindly ask, don’t re-post it anywhere 🙏 - reblog is fine tho! Spread the Max Cat Agenda!)

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when they himbo in two different fonts

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Call It Fate, Call It Karma - The Strokes // The Fallacy Of The Bonded Pair / couldn't find :( / Forgetting - Joy Ladin / Snow & Dirty Rain - Richard Siken / 'Mick Schumacher isn't named after his dad Michael like a lot of people seem to think' //

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2024 Dutch GP trophies

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Not Marc posting Alex like a wag

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Vale: This weekend's safety brief... Don't add to the population (looks at Luca). Don't subtract from the population (looks at Migno). Don't end up in the hospital (looks at Cele), newspaper (looks at Pecco (one time was enough #dui is not a good idea)) or jail (looks at Bez).

Marc: If you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly.

Vale: Have a good weekend

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TAGESSCHAU??? Wow

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Ralf Schumacher turns 25 June 30, 2000 - France Source: Oliver Multhaup/picture alliance via Getty Images

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Legend father, gay uncle, horse girl sister… Mick has a very nice collection

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So, thot dad or gay uncle?

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Had to post this as well 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻