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There’s no escaping it, pal. It's inevitable.
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if newsies were in modern time they would have a vlog and it would be mush’s account and he’d have like thousands of followers and they’d get cancelled every week for stupid things and yeah
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"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" well I asked Spot Conlon and she said that strikes ain't fun but they sure is exciting. I think she's coming to get you.
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i feel like race would go around annoying people by shouting,
“NOTHING BEATS A JET 2 HOLIDAY. AND RIGHT NOW YOU CAN SAVE 50 POUNDS PER PERSON. THATS 200 POUNDS FOR A FAMILY OF FOUR”
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The guernsey literary and potato peel pie society is extreamly underrated and that needs to be studied
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“what’s your favorite horror movie”
idk probably the pain on jacks face when he realizes he can’t escape Snyder in livesies
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Spot Conlon is such a wonderful newsie and I love him with all my heart and the fact my friends do not share this opinion is quite disappointing
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Me to
PLEASE have children (also I’m your #1 fan)
"I mean it might be a while...we'd need a better house, financial stability-"
"And for mpreg to exist. Unless you meant ADOPT"
(thanks so much for being a fan i love every single one of yall)
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Didn't y'all adopt like 5?
PLEASE have children (also I’m your #1 fan)
"I mean it might be a while...we'd need a better house, financial stability-"
"And for mpreg to exist. Unless you meant ADOPT"
(thanks so much for being a fan i love every single one of yall)
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