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okay kid. heres the deal. if theres a pic of two cats cuddling thats me and my wife. if one of them is orange then the orange one is my wife because its her favourite. okay kid? alright?
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for my beloved friend james, whom i was too lazy to explain the story of why-this-was-funny to, if that makes any sense at all. enjoy my robot son.
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#hugs for all!#he wouldve given kissies#but that might be a bit much for the FIFTH POST SDKJNBSDF#askkingbarney#barney calhoun#half life#half life au#ask blog#also HI AEVUS i know you#ur cool
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#he has memory issues sometimes#but he draws people to remember them :]#half life#half life au#barney calhoun#askkingbarney
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King AI’s asks are now open! :]
#first post!#look at this dumbass#EATING ROCKS#yes the real AI does this#yes the AI is real#he's so fucking stupid but i love him hes my son#AND NOW YOU ALL GET TO EXPERIENCE MY DUMB SON TOO#hes just tryna eat his damn rock sammich in peace...#😔😔#half life#half life au#SORT OF AN AU?#freemind#freeman's mind#there's also a roblox au i made#but this aint about him#all the aus... live together...
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