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nothing can stop me from drawing things that cater to me and nobody else

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tenna has me by the throat so; food for thot. his antenna are sensitive so just... very gently/loosely twirling one of them around a finger, or just pulling the tip of one close to you with a finger before letting it go and sproing back into place toon/door stopper-style. going to kiss his screen and getting a static shock instead and jumping away from him all startled and hes just apologizing up and down and so embarrassed and then you laugh and he just. absolutely melts. and pull him back in by his TIEEEEEEE AND JSUT. GOD. WHEN HE SEES YOU TILT YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU GO TO GIVE HIM A KISS HIS HEART GETS ALL FLUTTERY NSHIT ADN jsut. you know the post about someone "conditioning" their boyfriend every time they put on a tieback. that but with him and tilting your head to the side. he thinks hes getting kisses every time you do it now, no matter the initial reason.

do we think he has a cable tail that he just hides down a pant leg or wraps it around his waist. for funsies. bc if he had a tail he'd be so expressive with it i know this in my heart of hearts. idk if any of this makes sense btu just. god. god? god. god.

MAPLE YOU CANNOT JUST CRASH INTO MY INBOX LIKE THIS WITH SO MANY CARDIAC ARREST-INDUCING IDEAS OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

screaming and squealing at every single thing you've just said, oh my word!!!! aww my goodness, imagine playing with his antennae seeing his TV screen flicker with that rainbow bar error screen...i don't remember where i saw it, but some genius person drew Tenna with a rainbow blush to reflect that and it was so so cute 🙈💖

pleaseeeee flustered/embarrassed Tenna is my lifeblood, he really wears his heart on his sleeve!! him tugging at his shirt collar and asking, "Is it hot in here...?" as he tries to deflect just how much you're making him blush 😳👉👈 ASDFLDS AAAAAAA THE TIE THING YOU'RE GOING TO KILL ME...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you could wrap his tie around your fist and yank him down to your height to kiss you, and though he'll never admit it, Tenna loves it every time 😉💖

omfgggg the CABLE TAIL i've seen so much amazing fanart of this idea already and you know what? yes. absolutely. why not!!! he has to be plugged in somewhere 🙈🙈

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i need to do like actual smut practice. and practice drawing this pathetic old man (affectionate)

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cheat code to make her cum

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oh yeah lmao update i ABSOLUTELY did

i think ive gotten my gf into heart stuff 🫡

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i should update these i think

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hnmmhngh just. sending someone's heart right to triple digits by touching their chest. hey, feeling their heart might just make it climb further and further too....

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i REALLY want to hold a heart in my hands right now. i mean like an actual heart. to just watch and feel it beat in my palm, feel how soft and warm it is. brush my fingers against it gently and cause it to jump a little. hold it against my cheek and hear its lovely sound up-close, without anything separating it from my ear. ughh it would be so cool if you could just take out your heart to play and put it back whenever you want </3 having something so cute all to yourself but never being able to see or touch it is such a torture

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hours after knowing this pathetic man exists (affectionate)

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hearts are so adorable in every possibe way. they make me so emotional just by existing and doing their job. you may look at me funny right now and think i'm insane (maybe i am), but... i mean, what's not cute about a little thumping thing living in your chest and making pretty sounds that give you life? are you telling me it isn't sweet that it can feel all of your emotions and beats accordingly to them? and the way it gets so fast when you're sick, just to help you fight through it? the way you can physically feel it aching when you're badly hurt by something...? the heart is so sensitive, so fragile. it's sentient, and many people don't acknowledge that.

i think about this quite often but today it's just tearing me apart, and i feel like i will explode if i don't type it out. i'm listening to my own heart as i write this, and even though i'm familiar with her every sound, i just can't help but feel emotional hearing her little valves opening and closing, feeling her thudding against the inside of my chest, seeing the diaphragm of my steth move softly with each heartbeat... gosh, she's starting to beat so hard. she knows i'm thinking about her. my beloved little heart, always there, always pumping. she means so much to me. i wish i could give her a hug.

oh whoopsie, i may have lost sleep over this... sigh. i need snuggles :(

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How fun would a flustering competition be?

The level of fluster is calculated through heart rate increase, of course, and whoever elicits the biggest increase in BPM wins.

Bonus points if both parties fluster the other over the increased heart rate with comments such as:

“I know your heart can do better than that”

“Your heart can’t hide anything from me, huh?”

“Such a shy heart, so cute”

“That didn’t work? Oh, really? Your heart is saying otherwise, so which one of you is lying?”

“Does your heart always beat this fast when I tease you?”

“I wish I could always see just what I do to your heart”

“Your heart’s so reactive to me, I love it.”

“I’m going to watch your BPM as I slowlyyy move my hand downwards…”

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Holding someone's heart very gently as it beats, it's beats being thrown off at your initial touch but calming down as you keep your hand still right under their apex.. While your hand is on their thigh rubbing around sensually and feeling their pump speed up right in your hands, occasionally bringing your other hand up to their chest,then going back up and down... then lifting your hand away just to tease their heart, tracing your fingers on their delicate veins without putting much pressure on them,admring the work of art that's their source of life, enough to send waves of pleasure right through their whole body - as a plus, even those little touches are enough to make it jump a couple beats off,which adds more to their excitement... You both know that their life is pretty much in your hands... you could very easily stop their heart if you wanted to. But the trust and security between you and the other just makes this even more erotic...

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Suddenly in the mood for big, plump, soft hearts. Not out of healthplay, not necessarily strong or weak. Just someone having such a round squishy pump, and grabbing onto a handful of it doesn't hurt them at all. Like a big, hot water balloon!

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Lost my job fairly recently and my savings are running low. I’m mostly fine; I’m moving out of country at the end of the month, but to help pad my funds, I’m tentatively accepting commissions.

I post it here, cuz, well…why not? I’d love to do some cardiophile content.

DM me if you’re interested, it’ll likely be a PWYW basis just because I AM moving and can’t guarantee elaborate pieces.

If you’d just like to donate to keep me in snack money, you can use my PayPal link.

Thanks for reading, cheers!

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in the mood to control every beat of someone's heart... with a remotely controlled pacemaker disrupting their electrical impulses or my hand inside their chest compressing their ventricles, idc how. i just need to force their heart to throb at a rhythm i set

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The huge beating heart inside the massive chest of Tifa Lockhart...

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I demand pulsating beatpumps immediately. Jerking, throbbing, gushing fruits pressed against my skin. So tempting to take a bite, but I wouldn’t want to ruin their beauty