put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time
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So I was made to feel old today...
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Don't be silly โ it's only a cycle of violence if it's sustainable. This is a spiral of violence.
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Walking into work everyday like
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hey kids did you know that computers didn't used to automatically connect to the internet. it used to make this screaming noise. we should have listened.
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suicidal elvis: i'm going to kill myselvis
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i hate people who know chess. โiโm moving my rook to c2โ okay man. iโm driving down I-65
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