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Hyperfixation so bad people think of me when they see it

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(abt young silkyo) i think its too cliche for me to give kikyo a shitty ex boyfriend for silva to beat up but how funny (horrifying) would it be to run into your ex and her new man looks like hes part SUV and part maytag refrigerator

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silva suffers from stoic face like illumi (thats where illumi gets it from im sure) and hes way more lax than he looks, hes just a wall of muscle so he comes off as mean and intimidating I swear 😭😭😭

he plays silly games w illumi like "who can kill their target faster" and illumi just calls him like "hiiiii dad i won lol... omg 😳 did you kill my target??? Ohh, good hahaha. tell him to text me thnx. <3" like thats so casual

and milluki can just call him up and ask for a 3 billion advance so he can buy a video game and he'll give it to him!! Plus hes 19 and calls his dad "papa" with no chagrin from silva... thats his baby :)

And!! silva squishes a chimera ant for bothering his dad and then goes "huh? Oh should i not have?" after the bastards already dead whhwhw if not for his scary face he'd come off just like illu ok I SWEAR HEAR ME OUT

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You know what the bad thing about the Zoldycks is? Besides the child abuse, domestic abuse, murder, manipulation, codependency, emotional abuse, lying, and the whole favorite child with no shame they all need to be on medication but they can’t because they are immune to it.

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you can just name your characters anything. you can name them Printer. you can name them Shnorpty. you can name them There Are Pillars. and peoppe will just have to accept it.

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You can't tell me they wouldn't

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lotr but nobody knows anything about the other races

Pippin thinks Legolas is a woman

Boromir is convinced that the hobbits are all 15 max

Everyone thinks that Merry and Pippin are twins, except for Legolas, who is convinced the hobbits are quadruplets

Sam thinks that Aragorn, Boromir and Legolas don't have to eat to survive

Legolas doesn't mention things he sees or hears because he thinks the others have noticed them to and just assumes they have a plan

Pippin complains that he is hungry and Legolas just gives him a handful of grass. Pippin is so confused that he just takes it, and now Legolas tries to figure out what hobbits can eat by just giving them random shit, like

Things the hobbits have accepted and likely eaten later (a list by legolas)

-Grass - Leaves

-Stones - a hair tie

-A feather - one of Gimli's shoes

The hobbits and Gimli just assume that this is what elves eat

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Ok guys just thought of this what is the first blorbo you’ve ever had/can remember

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i love how illumi and hisoka are freak by nature x freak by act. like hisoka could 100% be a normal person if he chose to be one day but illumi couldn't act normal even if he tried

Hisoka is the guy that makes a conscious effort for people to perceive him as a disgusting freak every single day but Illumi doesnt even have to try. he just is. he exists and people are weirded the fuck out by him. Even hisoka agrees too like 😭😭😭😭

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gale just knows morena and tara bought this billboard for him alright original meme under the cut

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really helpful technique ^ once you know how to divide by halves and thirds it makes drawing evenly spaced things in perspective waaay easier:

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Wyll: Fuck yeah, that's my girl! (devnote: Enthusiastically, Karlach's language has rubbed off on him a little.)

Wyll: Oh shit - I'm starting to pick up your bad habits. Well, fuck it. In for a coin, in for a coffer. (devnote: Oopsy - he's been picking up some bad language habits from Karlach!)

Edit: These lines trigger for an Origin Karlach in the Epilogue!

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Young halsin was v famous amongst the elven ladies!

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one thing working in museum taught me is that you can have as many signs & as many explanations as you so wish people still will not read. "it's not clear at all on your website!!!" it sooo so is i promise my colleague was even kind enough to color-code the tabs & add a little image that shows what "group" means. my sister in the allmother's wide arms you might just be dumbfuck stupid. and mean and entitled as well. at your big age.

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little kids always latch onto the older cousin who is the most aloof to them they're like i am so sorry sweet old ladies who want to give me toys & candy but i do not give a fuck about you right now because i have GOT to go bother the unemployed 23 year old who wants to play call of duty in the dark in his room