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So you’re cool with joking about indiscriminate murder

girl do you really have time for this when i’m literally about to kill you with my powers

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need a hanky for when i rip the bong and start coughing so hard that i cry

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Stickers seen around NYC in the days after cops opened fire in the NYC subway, shooting a fellow officer, two bystanders, and an alleged "fair evader" they were attempting to apprehend.

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me and the coffee i pulled by being financially irresponsible

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the 3.5mm headphone jack was the wound through which light entered your phone it was a little cave for angels to live in inside your phone and big tech got rid of it cause theyre scared of God the wrong way

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autistic enrichment sorting all of the nugs from the new oz i bought by size so i can smoke the smallest first and save the big boys for last (:

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Guys watch out OP is a fundamentally flawed person

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love the word faggotry it sounds like pageantry. and isn't it

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cereal tastes better at night because the veil is thin

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normal things to send in the groupchat

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"everybody experiences that" says mother who has the same symptom of the same mental illness

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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

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truly

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not only that but we're in a swag recession too

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“what did you pretend to be when you were a little girl?” a boy. i pretended to be a boy.