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being shy and having resting bitch face is the worst combination because i look like a disinterested bitch but in reality i really want to socialize but i just dont know how to initiate conversation with strangers and also this is just my face
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What if sleeping is our natural state, and we’re only awake to gather information for dreams?
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how to take compliments 101 by Lorna Morello
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story of my life: i don't know what to wear because i look ugly in everything
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“Uwaaah! I’m gonna be late!”
I’m Obama Barakku, 47 years old! Starting today, I’m gonna be a president!
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things people have yelled in a bath and body works store:
“wtf is a eucalyptus”
“this smells like my grandma”
“wtf does “wood” smell like”
“this is bs i’m going home”
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