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I’m 400 years old and still on tumblr

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dan and phil (2009)

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Link

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Average Janeway speech: you know, normally I’m a pretty chill guy, but you’ve pissed me off, so I’m going to launch every single weapon I have at you and if you come any closer I’ll nuke us both

Average Archer speech: one time I saw a gazelle and that was really cool, just like how humans are cool. 9/11 will never happen as long as we have the human spirit

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2011 | 2016

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we need to go frolic phil

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crossfaded off of birdsong and a ray of sunlight

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AmazingPhil in Catrific’s vlog

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imagine starting a production company and buying the rights to a show you starred in for 15 years and understood so well they occasionally let you direct it and it comes with an established fan base desperate for a fix to the ending you yourself hated so it’s seemingly set up for an easy home run and you get free publicity from a messy public feud with your ex co-star and a green lit first season on a network that will write you blank checks and yet you fumble it so hard it immediately gets canceled and they make you take the stupid car out back and shoot it. i’d kill myself.

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No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

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I literally hope the fences they mended fall down beneath their own weight