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Why is everyone crushing my soul today? Are they really that bad?

My kid just told me my braids are stupid. Then she proceeded to give me a man bun, stare at me and go “there now you look halfway decent”. What are kids? Like…how?

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I pretend I’m not hurt, I walk about the world like I’m having fun.

Lana Del Rey, “Body Electric,” Album: Paradise (2012)

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Damn. That's just harsh. They're really not that bad.

kingofbros:

……Bro.

Bro. Look in the damn mirror. Without the man bun. They’re just not working for you. 

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fabulousxxprincess:

Oh this is like Christmas. In her defense though…those braids aren’t..how do I put this; the collar on Ellsworth looked better than your braids do. 

......Bro.

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hardcoresprinkles:

Yeah but she could just cut the braids off. Easy solution to her problem.

....Shit you’re right.

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puretk:

I mean, she’s not wrong dude.

......Bro.

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hardcoresprinkles:

I’d be worried if she ever comes around you with a pair of scissor.

Nah she’s cool with my long hair as long as I, quote, “never ever upon pain of death braid it ever ever again”. She’s vicious.

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scshamoon:

There’s a kid that’s going places.

In their defense though. Were your braids lookin’ jacked up? 👀

She’s a mavrick she is.

I mean I can barely do my braids sober, so....yeah.

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fabulousxxprincess:

I love your kid. I freakin’ love your kid.

Well get ready. I have two more and they’re equally weird, if not weirder.

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My kid just told me my braids are stupid. Then she proceeded to give me a man bun, stare at me and go "there now you look halfway decent". What are kids? Like...how?

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jimmyjcn:

Bet you got some great stories from it tho.

What I remember of it was epic. 

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jimmyjcn:

Getting lost in Sin City tonight. Bet.

I got lost in Vegas once when I was still doing U.F.C. Weirdest night of my life.

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I appreciate that bro. Means a lot. I love scaring myself so bad I can’t sleep at night. It’s super fun for me.

kingofbros:

It is what it is. I did my best, but Walter and Thatcher are tough opponents. Fought as hard as I could. My first date with my ex wife was a scary movie. It was great. She kept jumping in my lap.

You’re talented as fuck, so that’s not a surprise dude. I know you fought like hell. It sucks losing a belt in all capactities honestly. – Hahahaha. El doesn’t like wreslng too much or horror movies. I don’t mind the first part, t’s the latter that sucks.

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supcrkickpcrty:

they added BoJack Horsmen to Netflix.

life = complete.

Bro. I know what I’m doing tonight.

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It is what it is. I did my best, but Walter and Thatcher are tough opponents. Fought as hard as I could. My first date with my ex wife was a scary movie. It was great. She kept jumping in my lap.

Scary movies are way more fun if you see them with other people. I lost my title last night. Just want to stop thinking about it.