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Bed Bath and Beyond Birthday by NarutoMustDie842 on Deviantart (05/27/2013)
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Honestly the potential possibility that there is even a 1% chance that a confused cis person mistakenly gets a gender surgery they'll later regret should not be a reason to make gender-affirming surgeries harder to get. Not just because trans peoples' lives should be easier, but also because I find that thought to be fucking hilarious.
Like dude how do you accidentally sign up for get-your-dick-inverted-and-your-balls-removed surgery and now you're shocked that you got your dick undone and balls removed? The fuck did you think that was gonna do. lmao fucking idiot.
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Honestly the potential possibility that there is even a 1% chance that a confused cis person mistakenly gets a gender surgery they'll later regret should not be a reason to make gender-affirming surgeries harder to get. Not just because trans peoples' lives should be easier, but also because I find that thought to be fucking hilarious.
Like dude how do you accidentally sign up for get-your-dick-inverted-and-your-balls-removed surgery and now you're shocked that you got your dick undone and balls removed? The fuck did you think that was gonna do. lmao fucking idiot.
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The human body is such bullshit, I hate having to google shit like "why am I having stress symptoms when there are no sources of stress in my life".
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I legit have no memory of time I didn't know how to swim. Spent half the time of my childhood summers up to my ears in a lake. I am unsinkable. My skin is so oily that the water just fucking rejects it. I just float on top like a witch carved from styrox tossed in the dead sea.
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Nobody tells you this but if you do enough things right, your 30s may involve your friend making you and all the rest of her feral monkeys promise to not fight her mom or future mother-in-law at her wedding just because they both suck.
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It's funny how american guys who got "73% Scandinavian" in a mail order DNA test once will be like "I have Viking blood coursing through my veins, I'm a natural-born warrior and I've got +5 poison resistance and I'm immune to frost damage", while the average Norwegian guy is just some guy named Lars who works in IT, rides a bicycle to work, and looks like this.
#Hhehehwjalhrhehehhehheheh#Average norwegian teenage rides a Ryde to school vapes in school and used chatgpt to cheat on tests#Maybe thats just the average teenager#I know multiple people who look like that tho
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Why isn't the house md fandom on tumblr more obsessed with thirteen. She's slowly dying of a fatal genetic disease. She did body shots off a stripper in front of her boyfriend. She took her boss to a lesbian bar because his best friend said he was sad. She went to jail for euthanizing her own brother. She's one of the only people who genuinely enjoys being around house. She's even bisexual!
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Why isn't the house md fandom on tumblr more obsessed with thirteen. She's slowly dying of a fatal genetic disease. She did body shots off a stripper in front of her boyfriend. She took her boss to a lesbian bar because his best friend said he was sad. She went to jail for euthanizing her own brother. She's one of the only people who genuinely enjoys being around house. She's even bisexual!
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If you really cared about grey-aro/aces you wouldn't only bring them up when you could use them as an excuse for shipping.
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when i try to be autisticly helpful but i just come across as cold and apathetic

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
#Love that#Kind of the opposite of my dad who is very straight but also like very much an ally#And has been his entire life#Which is insane since he grew up and still is mormon#Like he has been saying gay right since he was in school#Apparently he un-homophobed my moms parents before I was even born#Or at least before I was old enough to remember or understand what it would mean#And this man has only romanticloved women in his life#Not to mention how he is against genderroles#Love that guy#I love my dad
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