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me when it gets too hot under the covers

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Feeling down? Have some links to cheer you up!

How about some easy snacks?

Brownie in a Mug

Eggs in a Mug

Mac & Cheese

Meatloaf

Nachos

Cinnamon Apples

Coffee Cup Quiche

Easy Potato Skins

Chilaquiles in a Mug

Awesome Ramen Ideas

Pepperoni Pizza Rolls

Nutella Empanadas

Rice Krispies Treat for One

Or some easy things to bake?

Sugar Cookies

Rosemary Bread

Cheesy Pull Apart Rolls

Pineapple upside-down Cupcakes

Snickerdoodle Cupcakes

Berry Cobbler

Butterfinger Cake

Would a hot drink help?

Pumpkin Spice White Chocolate Hot Cocoa

Nutella Hot Cocoa

Oreo Hot Cocoa

Calming Floral Teas

Caramel Apple Cider

Want a fun game or site to cheer you up?

BLYM

Draw a Stickman: Have interactive fun with a stickman you draw!

2048

Super Mario

Seaquence: Make your own cool beats.

Cubefield

Fireboy and Watergirl

B-Cubed

Eel Slap

Neopets

Gruntle.Me: Cute pictures of animals.

Virtual Lego’s

Essay Typer: Enter a topic and mash keys while this site types an essay for you! Great for pretending to be productive when parents are in the room. (Note: Don’t try to submit as an actual essay. That’s plagiarism, which is super uncool.)

Virtual Sand Art

Neon Flames

Cute Online Dress Up Games

Cat Icon Maker

Koala’s to the Max

Alter Ego

Play Pokemon Online

Map Crunch: Explore cool, faraway places without even leaving your bed.

Recite: Make cool posters of quotes or silly sayings.

Play with an orca.

Would you like some sounds to calm you down?

Rainy Mood: A white noise generator that allows you to listen to a gentle rain storm.

Calm Sound: White noise generator.

Songza: Plays music depending on your mood. The bedtime options can be very soothing.

Chill

Like to read?

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy 

The Diving Bell and the Butterfly

Water for Elephants

Twilight

The Davinci Code

1984

Vampire Academy

Wuthering Heights

Anne Frank: The Diary of a Young Girl

Before I Fall

Carrie 

If I Stay 

The Fault in Our Stars

The Hobbit

Hush, Hush

Looking For Alaska

Fangirl

Delirium

Beautiful Creatures 

Check out this post.

Or maybe you like manga?

Naruto

The Wallflower

Chobits

Bleach

Shingeki no Kyojin

Fruits Basket

History’s Strongest Disciple Kenichi

Sword Art Online

Check out some of these sites.

Would you like some movies or TV to watch?

Huge movie masterpost

Woah, more awesome movies

Teen movies

Disney movies

Do you like easy crafts?

Upgrade your mirror

Cool art out of metal washers

39 DIY craft ideas

Are your headphones always breaking

Sand art 

DIY treat stand

Paint swatch chandelier 

Mousetrap magnets

Need someone to talk to?

I’m Alive: An online crisis/suicide network

International Suicide Hotlines

United States Suicide Hotlines

7 Cups of Tea

Feeling anxious/panicked or like you’re going to self-harm?

146 things to do instead of cutting

Distractions and Alternatives

Tips on overcoming selh-harm

Some more alternatives

Virtual Hugs

Automatic Flatterer

A breathing exercise to help calm panic attacks

Feeling restless or want some random distractions?

Build a pillow fort.

Make a paper airplane

Learn Wilderness Survival Tips

Learn French, Italian, or Spanish

Learn to write your name in elvish

281 boredom busting ideas

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i don’t have a nervous system. i am a nervous system

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A modern cartoon’s ‘half life’ is the number of episodes it takes for your investment and care for the characters and their well being to consume half of your life

Here are the half lifes of some modern cartoons

Adventure Time - 62 episodes

Steven Universe - 20 episodes

Gravity Falls - 19 episodes

Rick and Morty - 6 episodes

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is this that new star wars trio

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All men benefit from women’s reinforced fear of being hurt for saying no.

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All this technology is making us antisocial. [via]

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tag yourself im twitter

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Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. “It’s all dick jokes and sword fights,” he’d say, “do they seriously tell my dick jokes to schoolchildren? And the kids aren’t allowed to laugh? Do the teachers know they’re telling dick jokes? Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious. Wait until I tell Anne.”

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Neko Atsume: Steven Universe Addition!

Gonna do more of these Neko Atsume additions. They’re fun :3

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please vote for bernie in your state primaries i do not want to suffer

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Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

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So Jewish girls, Islamic girls and hispanic girls get made fun of for having thick eyebrows their entire life, but when a white girl draws on eyebrows to look thicker it’s, “#eyebrows on fleek!”? So black and Latina girls get made fun of for having big lips their entire life, but when a white girl draws on to look really big it’s, “gorgeouss and inspiring”? So black girls get made fun of for having braids or dreadlocks their entire life, but when a white girl does it’s, “just a style and they can do what they want with their hair”? So Islamic girls get made fun of for wearing bindis/henna/hijabs, but when a white girl does it’s, “totes coachella”? So Native American people get mocked for their ancestors wearing headdresses or feathers, but when a white girl does it’s, “artsy and cute”? Does anybody else notice a pattern??

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