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Spent the last week diving into 3D Modeling so I could make my own take on my favorite princess' design. I tried my best to combine the princessy- aspects with the sporty aspects, and also keeping the dessert elements more neutral and general, to not favor a specific part of Sarasaland more than the others.

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vee vee, vee vee, vee vee! vee! vee! veevee vee! veevee vee! veevee vee! vee! veevee vee! vee!

ee VEEVEE!

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"It's downright selfish to die with full pockets."

-Morbid Opportunist

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🧠 PLEASE DO NOT PIRATE THE HUNDRED LINE: LAST DEFENSE ACADEMY ON APRIL 24TH 🧠

WHY THO? ➡️ Kazutaka Kodaka has said on many occasions that this is literally make or break for TooKyo Games due to production issues and the resulting debt while making it. The company did not have money for ports or for additional languages, or physical versions in some areas. Additionally, he will likely leave the game industry if it doesn't sell. I suppose that final bit could be a joke, but I'd rather not risk it.

In short: to pirate The Hundred Line is not sticking it to Bethesda's spaghetti coding or EA's nonsensical manufacturing line of Sims DLC, but rather an indie studio.

But we're all short on money these days and shit's expensive. I understand. I get by on an income of lint and those mint chocolates you can eat at the Olive Garden. So while I ultimately can't control what you do, random citizen, I've provided alternate means to pirating on this post.

➡️ "I would like to try the game before buying it."

Here is the Steam demo.

Here is the Switch demo.

Both provide about 5ish hours of gameplay, both story and tactical modes, and it should be enough for you to make a decision.

➡️ "I would like to play the actual game."

Digitally, you can get it on Steam or on the Switch, as stated.

(Good news: it'll also be compatible with the Switch 2!)

Physical copies will be sold in the US and Japan. (Unsure on China.) Take a look online or at your local retailer! There's even a spectacular pre-order package with eggstras.

You can also try joining a Steam Family with a friend who owns a copy of the game. Of course, you'll have to sort-of take turns playing it, but it's better'n nothing.

If you're really desperate, see if you're qualified for a short-term pay-over-time plan from Paypal etcetera. I don't recommend it, but I assume we're all adults here. Make your own financial decision!

➡️ "I don't mind if I just experience the game."

Have a friend stream it for you over Discord or another platform! Pool money if you must to purchase one (1) person the copy.

There's also no restrictions on streams and no restrictions on spoilers, so...

...your favorite Let's Players or streamers might be glomming onto the game ASAP, if you don't mind waiting a bit.

You can also politely ask/suggest that your fave content creators, if they're small enough that they still listen to individual fans, play or stream the game. (Don't be annoying, though, and make sure they're into games like this first.)

➡️ "I would like a physical copy."

See the third bullet under "I would like to play the actual game."

There is sadly no official physical copy for Europe as of writing, so I would look at the other sections if you're over yonder. I believe you can import into Europe, though.

You might also be able to flash a cartridge or USB or CD or something of the digital version if you already own it please. (Don't make a cartridge of it if you didn't buy the game, like. That's defeating the point.) I don't quite know how this works, but I'm putting it here anyway.

➡️ "You're a bootlicker/I am owed this content/sorry Kodaka but I'm built different/Danganronpa sucks and this will too/I'm not giving money to a [racist implication about Japanese culture]."

ok

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Born To Die World Is A Fiction 女武者 Throw Em All 2017 I Am Girl Failure 410,757,864,530 Dead Degenerate Males

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AFFIRMATIONS

you do NOT have chuunibyou

you have DARK POWERS

your cursed eye MUST NOT be unsealed

your redemption IS within the ETERNAL PARADOX

you CAN ask the cashier for that water cup BY YOURSELF

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I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

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i love ace a lot because he’s so much this wise caring older dude figure, and he’s so good at keeping his cool and getting everyone on track, and he just is so genuinely fond of everyone and he trusts them, like totally and completely, and he’s so instantly willing to put his life on the line for them because it has to be done

except then when it’s just him and junpei he keeps cracking these jokes that he thinks are the funniest shit and delivering all these one-liners he thinks are so cool and dramatic and getting really disappointed when he gets told how fucking dorky they are

he’s a dad. ace is literally the entire 999 cast’s dad and i would absolutely not be surprised to watch a conversation go “all right, well, i’m all out of ideas” “hello all out of ideas, i’m ace” “LOOK HOW ABOUT YOU SOLVE THE GODDAMN PUZZLE”

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earlier my husband opened our snack cabinet and something fell out and he put it back and then a second later i heard him say very quietly “no, it chose me” and then he took it and walked away

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Clown Mitosis lineart commission for my good friend @kingpijin

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why my username is pearl-likes-pi: i have this headcanon that when steven asks pearl if she likes pie she thinks he means the mathematical constant and shes like YES

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“Atem gets his own body” AU where he keeps trying to tell archeologists where Punt was and none of them will believe him. Except Ishizu. Ishizu believes him. Atem and Ishizu’s quest to convince academia about the correct location of Punt. 

They get thrown out of at least one (1) conference. Ishizu calling up Atem like “You’ll never believe what someone just said about us in this paper called ‘In Response to Ishtar et. al.’” and he’s like “I don’t know why this is so difficult. I’ve literally BEEN there.” and she’s like “I know, I know.”

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Both Selfish; you each lose 2 points

You Selfish, prev Cooperative; You gain 2 points

You Cooperative, prev Selfish; You lose 1 point

Both Cooperative; You Each gain 1.5 points

(ps make sure to say what you voted)

Making this post long so you have to scroll to see prev's tags.

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advicetip for making ocs. if you find urself making a dude. especially if hes a villain & especially especially if hes gonna fall into like a sexyman category like hes a dapper trickster or a mad scientist or summthing. consider changing nothing abt the concept except you make her a woman instead. and you will have a good character i feel