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kingsmoot · 18 minutes ago
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WHO IS OLENEEE
sorry anon i love just not explaining anything
shes my girl from qarth who ive posted about but never expanded on beyond that one hunger games au i did …. her name is comes to king’s landing during aegon iv’s reign in hopes of becoming a performer but ends up working in a brothel instead . where she meets symon dayne who is my oomfs oc and they build a questionable age gap relationship before he marries her and she has to adjust to being a noble lady . and the wife of an older evil man . her name is olive but symon calls her olene instead because its a proper lady name
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shes really sad and gloomy with the consistent belief that she’s doomed to suffer for all eternity and it kind of comes true without fail
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kingsmoot · 26 minutes ago
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I really like your avatar. Are they a Dark Crystal character or anyone else designed by Jim Henson?
yes he is!!! my icon is my favoritest muppet, blind pew from the muppet's treasure island (1996)
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i look and sound exactly like this btw
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kingsmoot · 28 minutes ago
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help I'm reading a sam asos chapter and Dolorous Edd just took a whiz near him after he throws up smelling the black brother they burned after he died at craster's and the attention sam is paying to Edd's peeing is
pg 454 can't say which exact sam chapter cuz I'm reading this analog
"Never knew Bannen could smell so good." Edd's tone was as morose as ever. "I had half a mind to carve a slice off him. If we had some applesauce, I might have done it. Pork's always best with applesauce, I find." Edd undid his laces and pulled out his cock.
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He sighed as his piss arced out, yellow and steaming.
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He shook himself.
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Edd laced himself back up.
Sam was on his knees in the snow the whole time this is AFFECTING me right now like, Sammy baby I know you're eye level and looking up while Edd's talking but step by step? I understand you're traumatized but my love but what are we doing here.
i actually instantly knew the passage you were referencing because i made a terror post about it
and tbqhwu i can't really ascribe this one to sam because george just likes piss
tyrion has a whole chapter in asos (iirc it's joff and marg's wedding ceremony) where he spends the entire time talking about how badly he has to pee and how full his bladder is and how much he wants to find a privy and how finally pissing after you've really had to go for a while feels almost as good as fucking a woman
we hear about jon and tyrion's piss a fair amount and lots of other characters have conversations with one another while pissing
george keeps us almost as consistently updated on the men's piss as he does the women's nipples
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kingsmoot · 2 hours ago
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promises to keep and miles to go before you sleep 🥰
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kingsmoot · 4 hours ago
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you cannot headcanon your way out of overt thematic structures on which the entire narrative is built
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kingsmoot · 6 hours ago
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/Sketch/ 🦁🌟 Cersei Lannister!
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“Light of the West”
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kingsmoot · 6 hours ago
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another repost of old art i made after discussing ramsay in lingerie with my good friend @kingsmoot (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ) fixed some issues with the face and added decor. bonus under the cut!
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side by side because it's cute
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kingsmoot · 6 hours ago
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Ramsay plays toys
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kingsmoot · 7 hours ago
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i think it's funny when fanart tries to depict joff as a particularly evil looking child like dead sunken eyes and kubrick stare and everything because like you are trying to make a 12 year old look scary and it's not working great on account of he's a 12 year old little boy
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kingsmoot · 8 hours ago
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i know roose's men are referred to as wolves throughout asos because they (and ostensibly roose!) are stark men but i still love it every time... man is wolf to man!!
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kingsmoot · 8 hours ago
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jaime ily but have you ever stopped to think about how cers and brienne bristle when they are reminded of their sex because they are only ever reminded of it in a way that undermines their personhood don't answer me i know you haven't
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kingsmoot · 9 hours ago
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formulating a new oc for no head daemon’s court of curiosity, a (literal) giant clown who wins first prize for being the person maelys wants dead most in the world. no other human has ever made him feel so upset and insecure and embarrassed just by sheer existence; he wants him not just killed but obliterated both physically and in the minds of everyone who’s ever seen him
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kingsmoot · 9 hours ago
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oh the person who i think taught godryk the most about being effortlessly charming and who he emulates most when he's still fine tuning himself to the situation at hand is captain myles "blackheart" toyne 🖤✨️
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kingsmoot · 10 hours ago
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looking at my little pile of ocs who are all milling about in a blank space like miis left to their own devices and there are not enough girls in here :/ ok it's time to knuckle down and loredump cryptwife and jeyne to whom harlan is an accessory and even after that there aren't enough girls so i'm thinking of expy-ing my 16th century black sea brothel ocs into a kievan rus (mussovy) setting because that's all girls
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kingsmoot · 12 hours ago
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doctor he wants to talk about his ocs but has nothing concrete to say about them. and yes it's fatal.
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kingsmoot · 12 hours ago
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I keep thinking about godryk! patiently awaiting the next lore drop on that feller.
akh, thank you for thinking of him!!
there are of course as many different ways to react to the ongoing trauma of child abuse as there are ways to abuse children, but i am very partial to characters on either extreme of the spectrum of behavior wrt either "this is the only way i can understand how to be treated, so i will continue to seek out people who treat me this way" vs. "i will do absolutely anything, unrestricted by practicality, rationality, taste, or reality, to ensure i will never be treated this way ever again, nor put in a situation where it would be even remotely possible for anyone to treat me this way"
i also like godryk for being a chameleon and mirroring anyone he's currently in the company of or else playing the part he knows they want him to play. he doesn't have a natural or default accent or affectation, he is always parroting others or creating a new persona to appeal to a new stranger. like when he and ramsay first meet i picture rams pointedly telling him to drop his northern accent and godryk offering three different ones to him instead.
for the reason above i spent like all day yesterday thinking of him passing through blyght hall to meet rod, heli, and lucamore (i also thought about how i want to add more women to heli's story but that she does not form close relationships with women because they cannot give her the same kind of social advantages that men can. she is first and foremost a pragmatist and if she MUST form human relationships she will only do so with people she can properly invest in. she and godryk are very alike in this way.)
rodwell would hate him immediately. he is effeminate, a singer, and even worse than that a clown. just a deeply unserious and intolerable person who has invested the whole of his life in the wrong things. so of course lord blyght would be taken with him. fucking figures...
lucamore would, in fact, immediately be taken with him. he likes bards, troubadours, poets, and minstrels. he likes jesters, fools, jongleurs, and clowns. he likes to be entertained and played to and performed for. he likes romance and artistry and things and people that exist for his pleasure and delight. he is, himself, very charming, and he loves to be charmed. godryk would pull out his darker, more sinister jokes as he got a feel for lord blyght, and would have him eating out of his hand before casually mentioning his childhood in the fighting pits, which of course would make lucamore start to drool into the palm of his hand like slavering tiger. oh how perfectly wretched, you poor thing! and godryk would tent his brows and begin to strum out a soft, slow ballad in minor key, growing quiet and pensive and not wanting to talk about it.
i'd looooove a good hannibal scene where either helicent or lucamore make eye contact with him at dinner as he tastes and immediately recognizes what it is he's being served.
he and helicent would recognize one another immediately. and they would not like one another. it would not be a sincere animus nor a passionate hatred, they would just understand that they had nothing to offer, give, or gain from one another. passing like ships in the night. it would also honestly bother him how much taller she was than him though he would never admit that, not even to himself. but i made his brain so i know what's hidden under the floor boards. but he is a traveling clown and she is only a woman married to a minor lord. there is nothing to invest in, here, for either of them.
helicent WOULD be fascinated to observe his scars, though. how they healed and grew and stretched with him as he aged. how the superficial ones healed before and after he found his childhood food source. how the more serious injuries have transformed along with his body. he would never let her see them, though, let alone touch them.
in a modern au i can picture a med student helicent quietly sipping bourbon at a local bar she was dragged to by her classmates when the guy headed to take over from the band currently on stage passes a palm over her table with the intention of giving her a wink when she looks up, but instead, when their dull flat eyes meet, they pause and stare at one another for a few beats too long before godryk raps his knuckle against the table and keeps moving. helicent watches him play the rest of the night and they both leave without speaking to one another again.
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kingsmoot · 14 hours ago
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Lyanna Stark, the She-Wolf
by nataa.draws on twitter
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