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       i can’t save this town.    i’m not the solution.    i’m the problem.    duke,  think of everything you’ve done for haven.    think of all that you’ve done for us.    oh yeah,  like what??    helping you kill troubled people??    sacrificing jennifer to open that door??    everything that i do in this town hurts someone.    i’m NOT a hero.    i’m just a smuggler.        /        indie private and selective duke crocker from syfy’s haven.    loved by scotch,  18+,  oc and multi friendly.

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        scotch.    i’m going to be in the im until the evening because i’ve got horses to take care of and then work again,  but LIKE THIS and i’ll pop into your IM because i like doing things a lot.

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        scotch.    would anyone like to do anything because i wanna do stuff and i have an hour before i take care of the horses and if i spend that whole time rewatching haven,  i’m gonna do something i regret.

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brooklyn nine-nine inspired sentence meme

“I kinda wish something could happen, between us, romantic styles.”

“You can’t handle the me!”

“Forget your ex, have meaningless sex. It rhymes because it’s true.”

“The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating Emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky-face.”

“Yay, enemies for life!”

“It’s the most fun day of the year, something you wouldn’t understand because you’re not programmed to feel joy.”

“Almost makes me wanna take things seriously all the time, but then I’m like, ‘boobs, farts, boobs, whatever.’”

“He is a sea-witch in disguise, do not sing into his shell!”

“I cannot believe that I’m considering a non-violent option.”

“I’m gonna punch him so hard in the mouth that he bites his own heart.”

“Blink twice if you’d like me to mercy kill you.”

“I feel like I’m the Paris of people.”

“My mother cried when I was born because she knew that she’d never be better than me.”

“I am flummoxed! That’s a word I learned for this party, and I am it!”

“No staring at your phone, no rolling in two hours late, no sweatpants, no jeans, no shorts.”

“I’m fine at parties. I just stand in the middle of the room and don’t say anything.”

“The greatest thing that could ever happen has just happened.”

“Chop-chop. There’s plenty of embarrassing to do and only a few hours to do it in.”

“What’s the safest way to set a car on fire?”

“Space is scary! You saw what it did to Sandy Bullock!”

“Fear is a powerful aphrodisiac.”

“Ugh, she never smiles. Is her mouth broken!?”

“Hey, you like spaghetti? And weed?”

“I mean, why would a death threat be a big deal? Oh, that’s right, ‘cause it threatens death!”

“That’s right! Just kicked Santa in the testicles.”

“Guaranteed train-wreck. Thanks for the invite.”

“Can we please eat?! My body is starting to digest itself.”

“Yeah, but that was before I knew I could get up on this high horse. Love the view up here. Clip clop!”

“Turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength. Like Paris Hilton re: her sex tape.”

“Don’t give candy to a baby! They can’t brush their teeth!”

“The inside of your cheeks are very sensitive. It’s like the inside of your thighs, but with tongue.”

“But seriously, what’s your favourite Jay-Z song?”

“Shhhhh…turn off your mouth siren…”

“You look like a corpse we just pulled out of the river.”

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important ship tropes:

fake dating

SECRET dating

being locked in a room or trapped in a small space

huDDLING FOR WARMTH

BEING ON THE BRINK OF ADMITTING THEIR FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER BUT THEN GETTING INTERRUPTED

finishing each other’s sentences, KNOWING WHAT THE OTHER IS ABOUT TO SAY

tou chi NG!!!! FOr eheA DS!!!!!!11!!

wearing each other’s clothes

doing that thing where they accidentally get real close and, like, stare meaningfully at each other for a few seconds too long

channeling the inner romcom and having an epiphany about how much they care about each other and RACING TO CONFESS THEIR LOVE

fucking. Now or Never Kiss

HEIGHT DIFFERENCES

defending each other to scathing tertiary or otherwise minor characters but ONLY WHEN THE OTHER ISN’T AROUND

reincarnation or time loop or OOOOH TIME TRAVEL SCENARIOS

dramatically saving each other from certain death or barely surviving something that almost makes the other break down and just smirking wearily and mumbling flippant smartass remarks to HIDE THE DEPTH OF THEIR FEELINGS

undercover as lovers, the classic

ALMOST KISSING. like getting so close that they start to close their eyes and hold their breath and then SOMETHING HAPPENS and they jump apart, that is MORE VALUABLE THAN ANY ACTUAL KISSING

casually sitting on each other’s laps during ensemble cast conversations or scenes

did i mention F AKE DATinG

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💝 (for percival)

after patching him up atleast a dozen times, eggsy doesn’t really understand why ross wantsto spend this time with him. why he gave him a key, let him stay when everyone else would have kicked him out following what they both thought was only going to be a onenight stand kind of deal. eggsy had never asked, never thought to. that hadn’t stopped him from turning up even when he hadn’tbeen invited, slept better in the other man’s bed than he did the one he ownedin a shitty council estate back where he was meant to call home. he wonders what the other man thinks, if he cares at all… eggsy’s too much of a coward to ask, fully aware of the fact as he stares at the other’s back. watcheshim as he washes up dishes, the kettle boilingaway at his side. it’s become routinenow – regardless of what day it is. eggsy can never find the words to tell him thathe is thankful for it. that he doesappreciate it… so, he does what he can: tries to show it through actions as clear as he can. armswrapping around the other’s midsection, doesn’t give an answer to ross’s inquisitivenoise. Instead presses his lips to the side of his neck, once, twice, threetimes.

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💝 @ cider

        harry was different than most people he knew and worked with.    soft spoken and yet jaded,  used to the pains their work would deal with and the troubles that came with it.    something had drawn him to the man as a moth is drawn to a light in the dark,  something he had yet to really figure out.     maybe it was because he was different that he wanted to be there for him,  love him how he deserved and yet seemed unaccustomed to.    cider liked showing him that love in what ways he could,  brushing some of his hair aside,  cupping his face lightly,  just as he was doing now.    a smile spread to his lips,  looking to the man before leaning in and kissing him.    light,  soft,  pulling back after a few seconds to resume the expression he held before.    “    happy valentine’s day.    ”              /              valentine’s kiss : on the lips      .      @hismanners.

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💝

        there were never any questions,  no queries into why eggsy would show up at any hour of the day,  if he had anywhere else to go.    he would come and go as he pleased,  some days like a tornado and some like a gentle breeze.    a part of him wanted to know more,  about the other,  about his situation,  but he never asked.    something might break if he did,  and he wasn’t sure if there would be any way to repair it.    he was careful,  but that didn’t mean he couldn’t show eggsy that he was cared for.    a hand grasped the other’s as they sat on the couch,  leaning against each other,  and fingers entwined.    it was lifted and a kiss was placed to the back of his hand before attention was turned back to the television,  not caring what was on as long as he had this company with him.              /              valentine’s kiss : on the back of the hand      .       @pueroimmersi.

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💝 KISS THE HUMAN TRAGEDY

        numerous talks,  shared feelings and fears,  memories and haunts.    he knew full well not to mention the day,  not to say the name,  not wanting to hurt him.    charlie had been through enough time,  over a lifetime’s worth,  and he didn’t deserve any more.    not in wesley’s eyes,  at least.    the day seemed to be going well,  the man relaxed,  and he was sure to keep it that way any way he could.    which led them back to his cabin,  a nice dinner,  finishing the evening on the couch.    eventually leading to wes slipping into charlie’s lap,  hands on his shoulders as they kissed,  pressing down against him.    he wanted today to be special without saying why,  peeling their shirts off not long after they started,  kisses trailing down charlie’s jawline to his neck,  then down to his collarbone,  hands traveling down his chest and torso,  feeling all he could.    a laugh,  a pleased interjection coming from charlie asking ‘ what’s with the special treatment?? ’,  and wes slowed,  smiling a bit before one more,  softer,  kiss was placed to his shoulder.    “    you deserve it.    ”              /              valentine’s kiss : collarbone kiss      .       @knightfailed.

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pueroimmersi‌ .

feet continue to scuff the floor, eggsy uncaring of the noise that it creates as he remains seated. a disruptive presence, he’s called, and eggsy can’t say that he’s surprised. nor that it’s the first time he’s ever been called such.     “i ain’t disruptin’  –  there ain’t anyone here to disrupt,  other than you,”     eyebrows raise and he’s leaning forward. disregarding personal space as the other reclines in his own seat.     “you not like me bein’ here,  percy?”     it fits better than percival, as far as he’s concerned.

        constant movement,  something to do instead of just sitting there quietly,    that was something he learned the other was incapable of being without for even a short period of time .   or maybe that was simply how little eggsy held himself back around him.    from what he’d heard,  galahad was a great agent.    the person behind it,  however,  seemed a stubborn prick.    but all he could do was sit there and take it at the moment.    there were other things to do,  reports to fill out.    “    if i have to deal with anyone,  i would rather be giving them a checkup or having them help out.    and the latter is never something i ask for.    ”

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lifefeast‌ .

    ❝  do  you  have  any  idea  how  long  i’ve  been  a  psychiatrist  for  ?  enough  years  to  know  that  ❛   i’m  fine  ❜   is  nothing  less  than  a  strangled  cry  for  help  .  &  ,  an  excuse  for  people  to  run  away  from  their  issues  ,  instead  of  stopping  to  address  them  head  on  . 

i  hope  you  can  come  to  understand  that  this  room  is  your  safe  space  .  it’s  far  from  a  prison  where  you  are  trapped  to  rot  in  because  of  demons  .  ❞

        safe space or not,  there was no need for him to talk to this man.    he was fine,  everything could be handled on his own.    there was no need for him to be there,  though the shrapnel scars in the side of his head from a failed attempt   --   a blank,  a sabotage   --   would be proof enough otherwise.    still,  he would prefer to be back at work,  anything other than this.    “    or it could just mean that i’m fine.    that any problems i have are my own business,  none of your concern.    ”

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        “    never been a big fan of social media.    i tried facebook for a few months just to realize that people go on it to be seen   --   not really connect.    as is the same with everything else.    not that i don’t want any attention like that,  it’s better to have someone to talk to,  but going on there’s like a cry for it.    but that’s life now.    it’s like the news or a show,  the more viewers,  the better life.    a bit sad,  but if it works for some people   --   ”    a conversation,  one-sided,  jonah the only participant and listener,  any outside sounds muted to his ears as his hands worked on a camera,  on the fritz,  needed to figure out what was wrong.    a slow day,  most people now off the set or on the sides and ignoring him.    until his tool box was kicked and the external stream of consciousness was interrupted with a clattering.    he turned,  looking up to the news director as she stood above him.    “    ah   --   good evening,  miss romina.     i shouldn’t be much longer here.    ”               /             @ninaromina.

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send in a ‘💝’ for a random special valentine’s day kiss

on the back of the hand

on the fingertips 

on the cheek

on the chin

on the jaw

on the lips

on the neck

on the collar bone

on the chest

on the stomach

on the hips

on the thigh

on the calves

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1.01 Changing of the Guard

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knightfailed replied to your photo:         scotch.    decided to update the basic...

WE LOVE PURE SUNSHINE

PURE SUNSHINE LOVES YOU TOO

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        scotch.    decided to update the basic rundown of the boys.

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112: Resurfacing