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Contemporary Japanese light novels and classic American sci-fi are basically evil opposites when it comes to their titling conventions: both titles will be long and rambling, but the former will be a prosaically descriptive phrase that lays out the story's entire premise, while the latter will be a line from a poem the author liked that tells you absolutely fucking nothing.

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not going to lie guys i don’t think being employed is for me

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So how awkward is the first family dinner as Ash and Pikachu stare daggers at Jessie (and perhaps James and Meowth if they are there as well) as Delia tries to keep the peace?

the idea of everyone being pissed off at jessie specifically is really funny

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"what the fuck is your problem?" (compliment)

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oh, it's mumu! oh, it's mumu! oh, it's mumu!

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Well into Stormblood, I always kept my main hand weapon toggled off when sheathed.... but I finally got a spear cool enough to make me toggle it back on, and now whenever Sorrel goes through doors, I can't stop thinking about this.

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putting books on hold at the library is a lot of fun becuase it is the exact same feeling as online shopping but absolutely free which makes it more powerful because there is no limit and no monetary reason to stop. you can put as many books on hold as you want.

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*has video game open* hm i dont feel like playing this right now actually *closes it* man i wish i was playing video game right now *opens it again* hm i dont feel like playing this right now actually *closes it

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so metropolitan museum of art has a register of books they’ve published that are out of print and that you can download for free! they’re mostly books on art, archeology, architecture, fashion and history and i just think that’s super useful and interesting so i wanted to share! you can find all of the books available here!

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Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside

500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

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being an adult is just dragging urself kicking and screaming to things that you will enjoy and that will be good for you

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Kid Pix just became pubic domain, so the remade (but pretty much exactly the same) version is now available here. It's uh, wild, highly recommend checking it out not only for the wonderful nostalgia but you can legit make some incredible looking stuff!

FIND IT HERE

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mushroom bourguignon (or I guess beef bourguignon if you're not vegetarian) is easy enough to make but tases very good and sounds kinda fancy. it's really filling with mashed potatoes and is great for cold weather.

mushroom/beef stroganoff on egg noodles is super easy to make and also really good and perfect for cold weather. (looking at this stroganoff pics is making me nauseous rn or I'd want some of that too...)

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Any time I have sex with another man I invite two women to sit at the foot of the bed and discuss Simone de Beauvoir while we go at it so the interaction passes the Bechdel test

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sorry i was so weird but you invoked a topic i am incapable of being normal about