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We do not deserve this but I’m grateful anyway

the fact that in the year 2024 the FIRST EVER OMEGAVERSE LIVE ACTION HAS A SECOND SEASON and the cast of said series is equally excited about it makes my mind blow. like how did we get here HOW DID WE GET HERE

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Ok guys

So how Dead friend forever is?

I know it won’t be a happy show and I don’t do unhappy endings BUT

If in Kinnporsche or The signs or Pit babe or u know what I mean the main pairing (and all the others that I like) didn’t end up together I would die.

But I watched Playboyy and it’s in a way not a happy show also. And I’m ok.

So… would I live through Ddf?

And is it worth watching?

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Soooooioooooo… there’ll be playboyy season 2?

Cause I was waiting to know literally anything and now I know even less.

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Ok so

WHAT IN THE FUCKING SERBIAN FILM IS THIS SHIT

was exactly my thought

I still hate you First but good point

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When Captain was expelled and the teacher show him the video of him having sex and Captain said that he didn’t do anything bad and the one who took the video should be punished- that was my braking point.

Couldn’t Aob just shot him or sth

Zouey said said in an extremely gentle way about one hundredth of the thing that Captain and First did and he HAS TO APOLOGIZE FOR IT? ON HIS KNEES? I knew it’s a hardcore show and it would probably make my blood boil, but I didn't think it would do it THAT WAY. Captain complains that Puen gave Keen a blowjob and said that the appropriate punishment is to tear Puen apart literally, but a second before he said it he was giving a blowjob to some random guy in Playboyy. Such love. I'm so angry at these stupid, spoiled bastards that it's hard for me to focus on the plot.

AND THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO NOT FORGIVE HIM RIGHT AWAY.

I hope they die at the end of the show. That would be my happy ending.

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Zouey said said in an extremely gentle way about one hundredth of the thing that Captain and First did and he HAS TO APOLOGIZE FOR IT? ON HIS KNEES? I knew it’s a hardcore show and it would probably make my blood boil, but I didn't think it would do it THAT WAY. Captain complains that Puen gave Keen a blowjob and said that the appropriate punishment is to tear Puen apart literally, but a second before he said it he was giving a blowjob to some random guy in Playboyy. Such love. I'm so angry at these stupid, spoiled bastards that it's hard for me to focus on the plot.

AND THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO NOT FORGIVE HIM RIGHT AWAY.

I hope they die at the end of the show. That would be my happy ending.

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God I hate Captain so much

Ok, you’re all lucky as Hell u can’t take screenshots on GagaOOLala, otherwise I would overwhelm you with an avalanche of screenshots in which Porsche simply talks with captions as ambitious as THATS BULLSHIT AND TAHTS ALSO BULLSHIT AND THATS EVEN BIGGER BULLSHIT

Same with Captain and his little i love u so much that I will release a video that could end your life tantrum

God I love this series

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Ok, you’re all lucky as Hell u can’t take screenshots on GagaOOLala, otherwise I would overwhelm you with an avalanche of screenshots in which Porsche simply talks with captions as ambitious as THATS BULLSHIT AND TAHTS ALSO BULLSHIT AND THATS EVEN BIGGER BULLSHIT

Same with Captain and his little i love u so much that I will release a video that could end your life tantrum

God I love this series

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Ok, a small fragment of the 10th episode seen from the perspective of a bag of popcorn (also shiitake mushroom and cheese sausage) broke me out of my detective trance

I think I need a minute

Also- First, go & die. That’s not BDSM, that’s a fucked up little daddy’s boy behaviour. U little blonde scum.

Also why we treat Captain like a human being just like everybody else when in fact he is a load of trash in silicone human mould?

I also hate Porche just as much, I just don’t want to think about him to insult him.

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Love that Kinn’s the only one who doesn’t flinch 😂

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Ok im on episode 9 of Playboyy and I have to takie a short break to make an announcement

I WOULD GIVE ALL OF THEIR HAPPINESS

FOR THEM TO HAVE A DECAF MOCCA AND A BAGEL

The bagel is for you. Make may baby Puen happy.

Also I don’t know what to think about them for now but if there is an embodiment of beauty, we look at it

And I don’t trust these one

And I don’t know what to think about this ones

But I want them to be good and nice and to have a happy ending. Drugs are bad kiddos.

Thank you for your attention

I’m coming bank to mine 9th episode.

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Ok I came here for the sex and stay for the plot

How this happened

When

I don’t know

Sex’s still amazing tho

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THANK YOU.

Frankly, more people should have an issue with Captain. I hate his entire plot so much because Captain basically just gets to be a monster, hurt and use people, and then gets apologized to and repeatedly have people try to get on his good side. I despise him because the show seems to think the deserves apologies and tenderness and compassion rather than, you know, the shit he actually deserves. Ugh.

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Ok I’m still watching Playboyy and I’m still liking it but why do I have a feeling that nobody in this damn series is a genuinely good person.

Still I don’t know like 1/3 of them so I feel like I’m a little bit lost in the plot. Ok, you have sex with that guy who i saw earlier I’m sure and you have Nants necklace but who are u again?

But the truth about the series is that it isn’t half bad and the truth about me is that i would watch anything with sex scenes like that.

Also those two? The most visually pleasing thing since idk. Last Mosbank photoshoot probably. Beautiful.

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Ok, don’t get me wrong, I’m really enjoying Playboyy but boy, am I completely lost in the plot at this point.

I’m on episode 5 for crying out loud.

I need like, a written guide or something.

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Oook so I just watched Dangerous drugs of sex and Light, all in one watching.

Right after The Sign, before rewatching of Naughty babe.

That’s some fuck up playlist right there I tell u.

But I really like both of this titles.

Light (as a movie) was so sad and fucked up in a way that showing the world is fucked up. Light (as a character) was deeply hurt and Shao was there for him in the end. There is hope and there is love. Ok

DANGEROUS DRUGS OF SEX IN THE OTHER HAND

Don’t even let me started on that crepe cake made of fucked up and fucked up more layers.

Still

I kinda love it.

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OK, SO THIS IS THE BETTER QUAILTY OF EPISODE 12 BATHROOM SCENE!!!!!