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I really hope you folks aren't sleeping on Woodbine!

From Parkdale Haunt folks!

Episode 1 has: women! Women who are vampires?? Gay women!Bats?? Vampire lore!! Really great vibes, voice acting and the beginning of (I hope) some sort of a detective story!

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A bit ago I introduced everyone to Sir Sterling, my extremely tiny knight that I have imprisoned for extremely tiny crimes.

I will show him again, for reference:

Well, I was at the store today and I thought I would look for some wee dishes for him. I didn’t find those. But I did find the eensiest, weensiest, tiniest pieces of bread to ever exist:

And I thought “perfect!“

So I went home and gave Sir Sterling a piece of the teeny tiny bread.

It’s not as teeny tiny as I thought. He could use it as a blanket. This piece of bread isn’t even the size of my fingernail and yet it’s huge next to him. This knight is small.

I let him keep it though.

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There are posts for explaining your url but i want one for blog title, so ill just make one myself:

Reblog this and tell us in the tags what your blog title means!

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Someone was nice enough to let him down and even relocate his shoulders <2

A continuation of Day 17

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This is Suriya after he gets rescued from Kosuke :D

Unfortunately, his rescuer is another whumper :D

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It’s so cold.

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Zach is trying his best to not panic <2

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Zach’s Pro Tips: Don’t get stabbed in your favorite binder!

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Oh I guess I forgot to post this old painting of mine here, might as well do that now?

I’m kind of ambivalent about it as a whole and plan on redoing the skeleton part in the future, but I’m quite fond of the background

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The bruises and the saw are his way of saying “I love you I love you I love you”

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33 for storm >:)

Has this been sitting in my inbox for months? Yes.

Have I finally finished it today? Also yes!

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Send me another number if you’d like and I’ll try to get to it in a more timely manner

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mutuals you’d turn into beasts with

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i go to a gay bar and notice the furry convention's in town. i see a fine lookin bear remove his fursuit, revealing that underneath, he's also a fine lookin bear. I raise my eyebrows and say "woof" and all the cat furries immediately hiss and scatter

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If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:

Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say "yes", the second will say "no."

If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.

But what if people question you from there? "Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?" For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: "I don't have a card for that."

"What the fuck," they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: "I have laryngitis. I've lost speech. My throat hurts". Whatever you expect to occur.

The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. YThey wonder about logistics. "How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?"

As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.

"I have powerful wizard magics."

Gets them every time

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Come to smiling like I blacked out in Glasgow~

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The loneliness stings more than the scars.

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Not me forgetting to post day 9 of figuwhump first 😭

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