kirakrack

[kirakrack]

♆ —— tsuritama ep. 2 sentence starters

‘ and for some reason, the alien is living with me. ’

‘ thanks for the food! ’

‘ you shouldn’t slurp when you eat. ’

‘ i didn’t realize aliens also ate miso soup. ’

‘ i’m glad you’re here. ’

‘ _______ does some unbelievable things sometimes. ’

‘ she won’t listen to anything i say when she gets like that. ’

‘ it’s a scary cat! ’

‘ you’re way scarier the the cat. ’

‘ they’re really weird, aren’t they? ’

‘ please don’t associate me with this weirdo. ’

‘ why am i dancing? ’

‘ i just wanted to have a normal school life this time but now everyone thinks i’m a weirdo! ’

‘ thank ya for lookin’ after ma brother. ’

‘ her accent’s ridiculous! ’

‘ that was just dumb luck. ’

‘ i don’t care what it was. ’

‘ if ya won’t help us, you’ll be in big trouble. ’

‘ the earth will be destroyed. ’

‘ you’re the only one who can save it. ’

‘ why do i have to save the earth?’

‘ that’s the spirit! ’

‘ i definitely thought you’d quit. ’

‘ i couldn’t quit even if i wanted to. ’

‘ call me that again and i’ll kill you. ’

‘ you should listen to him! ’

‘ can’t this guy follow a conversation? ’

‘ sorry, but i’m busy. ’

‘ i don’t usually see my brother hanging out with his friends. ’

‘ he’s a completely different guy in front of his sister. ’

‘ my brother’s really good at fishing. ’

‘ he smiled? ’

‘ oh, right. humans can’t swim. ’

‘ sounds like a lot of work. ’

‘ listen up, because i’ll only say this once. ’

‘ i choose this one. it’s so cute! ’

‘ what the heck is he doing?! ’

‘ make sure you remember this time. ’

‘ is this how he’s been controlling me, too? ’

‘ this guy’s seriously scary! ’

‘ i’m surprised you’re such a fast learner. ’

‘ it’s that feeling again! ’

‘ sorry. i’ll pay you back. ’

‘ who do you think is going to suffer if you do that? ’

‘ oh, he’s super pissed! ’

‘ i bet you didn’t even listen to anything i said! ’

‘ guys like you can’t do anything. ’

‘ you’re giving up? ’

‘ you’re ______’s friend. friends don’t break promises. ’

‘ i’m not his friend. ’

‘ i want to eat your curry now. ’

‘ it hasn’t even been two years. ’

‘ you should cut your hair. ’

‘ i didn’t ask for your opinion. ’

‘ he’ll come out eventually. ’

‘ _____ said he doesn’t want to be my friend. ’

‘ does being with ______ make you happy? ’

‘ when ____ wants to be alone, you should leave him alone. ’

‘ when he wants to be alone, he’s thinking about something. about something important, i’m sure. ’

‘ if i leave him alone, will ______ be my friend? ’

‘ what is this feeling? ’

‘ i was frustrated, but ... maybe i was half-assing it. ’

‘ shut up and do it. ’

‘ you’re pissing me off! ’

‘ hey, ______, why do you like that kid? ’

‘ i don’t know, but i just do. ’

‘ as long as i don’t do that, we’ll be friends. ’

‘ i just don’t like it. ’

‘ good morning, prince. ’

‘ i won’t ... i won’t wing it anymore. ’

‘ i may be 25 years old, but don’t let that stop us from being friends. ’

[kirakrack]

♆ —— tsuritama ep. 1 sentence starters

‘ she smiled, and her smile illuminated our dark world. ’

‘ how many times have i gone through this? ’

‘ i didn’t make a single friend or create fond memories. ’

‘ um, thanks for ... everything. ’

‘ don’t look at me like that. ’

‘ i’ll be so lonely without you. ’

‘ i’m sure we’ll find something good there. ’

‘ are you really going to school? ’

‘ it makes no difference if i go today or tomorrow. ’

‘ i hope you make lots of friends. ’

‘ smile, and hold your head high. ’

‘ that’s it. there’s a nice smile. ’

‘ what a wonderful name. ’

‘ i’m an alien! ’

‘ will you promise me something, then? ’

‘ why do you think he came here? ’

‘ they must have seen everything. ’

‘ i’ll get it right this time. ’

‘ sorry if i seem a little awkward. ’

‘ hey, everyone knows that already! ’

‘ the ocean’s really big, the sky’s beautiful, and the air is really nice. ’

‘ actually, that was probably the best i’ve ever done. ’

‘ this is just the face i make when i freak out! ’

‘ there’s something off about those two. ’

‘ let’s go fishing! ’

‘ cut it out already! ’

‘ your hair is pretty. ’

‘ let’s be friends. ’

‘ that face isn’t cool. ’

‘ what’s this guy’s problem?! ’

‘ we’re in the same class. we’re friends. ’

‘ our part-timer’s pretty amazing. ’

‘ he’s ranked nationally among high schoolers. ’

‘ if you call me that at school, i’ll kill you. ’

‘ i don’t wanna die! ’

‘ seriously! what’s up with that watergun? ’

‘ no. we’re not friends! ’

‘ fishing’s for old guys. ’

‘ it looks really boring. ’

‘ no one asked you to speak for me. ’

‘ have you been listening? ’

‘ why is he so angry, anyway? ’

‘ what should i do? what should i do?! ’

‘ this guy’s hopeless. ’

‘ it’s so strong! what is this? ’

‘ that moron! ’

‘ i can’t do this anymore! ’

‘ don’t panic or you’ll lose him. ’

‘ i’m sure i’ll forget all about it soon. ’

‘ that’s still amazing! ’

‘ no, i went with a kid from my class. ’

‘ he’s not really my friend. ’

‘ is this your friend? ’

‘ we’re friends now. ’

‘ starting today, ____’s going to be living with us. ’

‘ isn’t it a wonderful idea?  ’

‘ i never dreamed it would happen. ’

‘ hey, let’s save the world together! ’

‘ what’s he talking about?! ’

‘ i didn’t think we’d actually end up saving the world. ’

[kirakrack]

 ✷ —— supermega sentence starters

‘ i have a lot of amiibos. ’

‘ holy shit, that looks just like me. ’

‘ we need to see if you’re hiding any guns. ’

‘ didn’t even call her back the next day. ’

‘ you gotta give her a little call, tell her how much she means to ya.  ’

‘ she ain’t nothin’ but a bitch to me. ’

‘ ______, stop, that’s murder. ’

‘ then relax and eat some lasagna, dude! ’

‘ i recently just washed away my funk. ’

‘ i see you by the table eating my chicken! stop! ’

‘ you have the most glorious fucking laugh i’ve ever heard. ’

‘ there’s nowhere else i’d rather be than right here with you. ’

‘ here’s a kiss for you. ’

‘ don’t walk through flowers. ’

‘ and no one knows how to get fucked up better than the japanese. ’

‘ yeah, i heard he got beat to a bloody pulp. ’

‘ we’re gonna forget that just happened. ’

‘ think we’re getting close to vegas? ’

‘ people care about my stories! ’

‘ she was looking hot! ’

‘ i jinxed myself. ’

‘ your true strength can come from your greatest weakness. ’

‘ it’s time for us to get our haircut. ’

‘ nothing’s hotter than a chick with a pistol. ’

‘ at least we’re lucky enough to see such a beautiful day that god has given us. ’

‘ i’m gonna find where he lives and i’m gonna fucking rip his tonsils out. ’

‘ that little smug son of a bitch. ’

‘ standing up to the patriarchy, and the cruel man’s world. ’

‘ it shows if you eat your vegetables you grow up big and strong.  ’

‘ these are some good groceries. ’

‘ zoinks! ’

‘ that’s so ignorant of you to say that.  ’

‘ i’m not gonna lie, i fucked up pretty bad. ’

‘ my little vanilla princess, i will be back. ’

‘ he shoved the bat up my ass. ’

‘ do you not have a coach that would diddle your widdle? ’

‘ i’m not going alone! ’

‘ life’s not fair. ’

‘ does he like it or doesn’t he?  ’

‘ i hope he likes it!  ’

‘ you were that one friend who always did gay stuff. ’

‘ i ruined our friendship. ’

‘ my sister has always been incredible at beating video games. ’

‘ this is such a cluster fuck. ’

‘ my son can do everything a normal child can do. ’

‘ cheater cheater, pumpkin eater.  ’

‘ i don’t know why i brought him up.  ’

‘ i think he kissed him. ’

‘ what are they, a couple’a homos? ’

‘ y-you gotta stop saying that. ’

‘ you need your diaper changed? ’

‘ you sound just like your girlfriend.  ’

‘ that was jarring. ’

‘ i’m seeing the brighter side of every situation. ’

‘ he’s a beautiful bastard. ’

‘ show a little respect for the dead.  ’

‘ what a devil cat. ’

‘ you and i are both funny and skillful in our craft.  ’

‘ ‘xcuse me sir, i have a bone to pick with you!  ’

‘ this is the only thing i have in my life that makes me happy.  ’

‘ i wish that she was a real person. ’

‘ let me be the first to congratulate you. ’

‘ what was human civilization like? ’

‘ what if i really did fuck my cousin? ’

‘ would you think differently of me? ’

[kirakrack]

✦ —— the lorax sentence starters

‘ i speak for the trees. ’

‘ we love living this way ’

‘ it's perfect! ’

‘ did you paint this? ’

‘ wow! what does that even mean? ’

‘ i'd probably marry him on the spot. ’

‘ and it does what? i don't even know what it does. ’

‘ oh, it hurts, mom. ’

‘ please stop. ’

‘ would you be a dear and go get them for me? ’

‘ you want one, you need to find him. ’

‘ oh, he's real all right. ’

‘ wait, outside of town? ’

‘ well, here goes another lame saturday. ’

‘ you really think people are stupid enough to buy this? ’

‘ i'm aware it rhymes. ’

‘ no one is supposed to come here. ’

‘ get out of here and leave me alone! ’

‘ well, that's me. the guy who still cares. i'm here. ’

‘ it's because of me. ’

‘ sounds ridiculous, but i mean, that's cool. ’

‘ if somehow your invention ends up a failure instead of a success, oh, it wouldn't surprise me at all! ’

‘ i'm going to prove you all wrong. ’

‘ with nothing but a completely irrational sense of optimism. ’

‘ so let's all make my dreams come true. ’

‘ yeah, that's awesome. ’

‘ no, but that sounds amazing. ’

‘ i've got one of these for the cutest little guy I ever saw! ’

‘ i'm going to eat this, but i am highly offended by it. ’

‘ you listen to me, you furry meatloaf. ’

‘ if you're not gone by the time the sun sets on this valley, all the forces of nature will be unleashed upon you and curse you until the end of your days! ’

‘ well, i would love to tell you, but, sadly, according to the universal wish laws, I cannot. ’

‘ kiss him! kiss him! ’

‘ you're kissing the cereal again, hon. ’

‘ it is now personal time. i'll be in my room. ’

‘ don't go poking around in things you don't understand or i'll be your worst nightmare. ’

‘ lots of fun stuff to occupy your short attention span. ’

‘ hey, man? you know, you need to change that door bell. ’

‘ clearly, you missed me a little. right? ’

‘ why aren't you like other kids, break dancing and wearing bell-bottoms, and playing the Donkey Kongs? ’

‘ because when a guy does something stupid once, well, that's because he's a guy. ’

‘ if he does the same stupid thing twice, it's usually to impress some girl. ’

‘ how nice to see someone so undeterred by things like reality. ’

‘ i didn't mean you any harm. ’

‘ sleeping is the body's way of telling other people to go away. ’

‘ okay, i put my lips on those. ’

‘ you're bringing a guitar? ’

‘ my family was right. ’

‘ i'm playing poker. he's playing go fish. and i think he's hungry. ’

‘ i think he's going to get to that part really soon. ’

‘ you know me, just cruising. putting out the vibe. just me and my thoughts. ’

‘ oh, is this the girl you're always talking about? ’

‘ there's my big, suddenly successful son! ’

‘ but you always said i wouldn't amount to anything, remember? ’

‘ so, who invited the giant, furry peanut? ’

‘ that's a woman? ’

‘ take that, you stupid tree! ’

‘ give me a reason, shorty. ’

‘ do you think I'm bad? ’

‘ something good finally happens to me, and he just has to come along and rain on my parade. ’

‘ how bad can i be? ’

‘ i'm just following my destiny ’

‘ how bad can this possibly be? ’

‘ you’re a fraud ’

‘ this is really all your fault. you destroyed everything. ’

‘ because unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. it's not. ’

‘ then make them care. ’

‘ he knows his own name and everything. ’

‘ must have been a misunderstanding. ’

‘ i could just kiss you right now! ’

‘ what do you think you're doing, kid? ’

‘ let it grow. ’

‘ let it die! ’

‘ you greedy dirt-bag! ’

‘ you done good. ’

‘ by the way, nice mustache. ’

[kirakrack]

tomodachi life; starters

cause sometimes the things they say are pretty damn sentimental

❝ The more I want to avoid people, the more likely I'll run into them. ❞

❝ I wonder if now is the happiest time in my life, but I just don't realize it. ❞

❝ If a friend needs me, I'm there. ❞

❝ I'm still working on me. ❞

❝ I can always tell when someone's watching me. How could they resist? ❞

❝ I don't get what makes others laugh sometimes. ❞

❝ Worrying is such a waste of time. I'd rather fail than worry about it. ❞

❝ Looks aren't everything. ❞

❝ I try to avoid meeting new people whenever possible. ❞

❝ I don't need to feel important. ❞

❝ People say that love is more important than money. Sounds logical. ❞

❝ It's so hard to find lifelong friends in this day and age… ❞

❝ When I'm bored, I like to close my eyes and drift through my memories. ❞

❝ Nothing stays good forever. Except love. ❞

❝ I've never told a lie! Not ever! Don't you believe me? ❞

❝ It's so annoying when things don't go according to plan. ❞

❝ The littlest things make me happy. ❞

❝ I never let anyone see me cry. ❞

❝ I'm not great at showing my emotions to other people. ❞

❝ You should know we're all so grateful for you. ❞

❝ I don't need much sleep to get by. ❞

❝ I believe we set our own limits. Nothing is impossible unless you believe it is. ❞

❝ I could rule the world with this kinda talent! ❞

❝ If you had to describe me in one word, what would it be? ❞

❝ I hope nothing ever comes between [NAME] and me. ❞

❝ I didn’t really expect [NAME] and I to become friends. ❞

❝ A friend of my friend...is just a stranger to me. ❞

❝ People tend to misunderstand me. ❞

❝ Everyone is getting along in your world, right? I hope so. ❞

❝ Everything in life has a meaning, even if it’s hard to see sometimes. ❞

❝ You look like you’ve had a rough day. ❞

❝ My ideal life would be a fun, stress-free life where I wouldn’t ever have to try too hard. ❞

❝ I believe that, when it comes to friends, quality is more important than quantity. ❞

❝ I’m happiest when working by myself. People complicate things. ❞

❝ I don't know what to say when I meet someone new. ❞

❝ I'm not one who craves adventures. ❞

❝ I never let mistakes bother me. I know I'm gonna make a lot more in my whole life. ❞

❝ Sometimes I worry I'm a bit cold. ❞

❝ There's just not enough time to do what I want to do in this life… ❞

❝ People who think they’re such big shots are usually kidding themselves. ❞

❝ I was born to rule this world. ❞

❝ You know that clean, lonely smell right before it rains? I love it. ❞

❝ I can't make myself laugh when something’s not funny. ❞

❝ I should probably try harder today so that tomorrow is that much better... ❞

❝ It’s so important to be happy with your job. ❞

❝ You shouldn’t eat right before bed. ❞

❝ Sometimes I get my fortune told, but I only take the good parts to heart. ❞

❝ I believe in tomorrow. No matter how bad today is, there’s always tomorrow. ❞

❝ Whenever my friends start bragging, I usually just tune them out. ❞

❝ I try to pretend to be asleep on a train so no one tries to talk to me. ❞

❝ I've been practicing my music when I'm alone. ❞

[kirakrack]

i was curious to see how well the two songs worked together !!

credit @ nintendo for both versions of the song

[kirakrack]

[ subakalicious ]

My daughter what?

     ❛ Mom Daddy ! Cause she acts like a sweet, nurturing mom. ❜

[kirakrack]

[ saddyst ]

can i be a daddy bc

   ❛ Well sure !! Uhh … how about … ❜ Looks straight ahead.    ❛ Cleavage Daddy ? ❜

[kirakrack]

    ❛ Well, I’m a small guy, so I guess I could be all my friends’ son !      Asugi’s my Sugar Daddy, Hisame’s my Pickle Daddy, Dwyer’s my      Butler Daddy, uhhh … Caeldori can be my Mom Daddy !!❜ 

[kirakrack]

     ❛ I thought it was a good nickname at the moment … ❜

[kirakrack]

[kirakrack]

Don’t worry, I’m the love machine.

@nakanaai‘s kiragi (via nakanaai)

[kirakrack]

@acerbicsamurai

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thats kinda gay

[kirakrack]

Kiragi, bullying Shiro: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

Kiragi, seeing anyone else bully Shiro: do NOT sign me the FUCK up 👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀 bad shit ba̷̶ ԁ sHit 👎 thats ❌ some bad 👎👎shit right 👎👎 th 👎 ere 👎👎👎 right ❌ there ❌ ❌ if i do ƽaү so my selｆ🚫 i say so 🚫 thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🚫 👎 👎👎НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👎 👎👎 👎 🚫 👎 👀 👀 👀 👎👎Bad shit

[kirakrack]

Kiragi, seeing a girl: POTENTIALLY sign me the FUCK up 👋👀👋👀👋👀👋👀👋👀 average shit modera̷̶te sHit 👋 thats some ALright 👋👋shit right 👋👋 th 👋 ere 👋👋👋 right 🆗 there 🆗 if i do ƽaү so my selｆ🆗 i say so 🆗 that could be what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🆗 👋 👋👋НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👋 👋👋 👋 🆗 👋 👀 👀 👀 👋👋Not outstanding shit

Kiragi, seeing literally any second gen guy that isn't Shiro: 💖👭💖👭💖👭💖👭💖im feelin that gay shit gay sHit👭 thats 👬 some gay👭👭shit right👭👭th 👭 ere👭👭👭 right👬there 👬👬if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👭 👭НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👭👭👭 👭 💯 👭 💖💖 👭👭Gay shit