kiralovenote

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Near: aren't time zones creepy? we're all existing... at the same time... at different times...

Mello: shut UP

Matt: bro it’s 3am

Light: go to sleep.

L: time is a construct. however, your bedtime is not.

near: (quietly into mic) i'm being oppressed for my thoughts.

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Light: "I edited the Death Note Wiki to say I’m six feet tall."

L: "You're 5'10"."

Light: crumbling

L: leans in "...it is, however, very impressive. You are under arrest."

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L: glancing at Light's hands

L: “Your hands are very perfect.”

Light: “Thank you.”

L: “Perfect for writing names in a notebook.”

Light: sweating

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Light: gets a note on his blog

Light: …hm. curious. immediately opens their archive. reads. everything

L: walks in "What are you doing."

Light: "AAa"

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cool. person. with. the headcanons??? HELP IM HONORED?????? BYE. "if my words do not fail me" realest thing ever

The thing is, it's not even that long, but it's TAKING SO LONG FOR ME TO WRITE...

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listennnnn. i wanna read this so bad it looks so good. gimme gimme gimme (no rush<3!)

The thing is, it's not even that long, but it's TAKING SO LONG FOR ME TO WRITE...

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there's such a sick joy in watching others crash-out over L's mannerisms for the first time

whispers: (reblog with ur favorite first L reaction)

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L for president 🎉

What if the reason L sits that way is to hide all the random elections he gets around Light

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THEY WOULD. for no explainable reason too

Saw the image and immediately though of these two

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I'm bored on a plane and I'm on a plane bored so the entire Death Note community must suffer.

✈ Flight attendant voice: “Please fasten your seatbelts-”

Light: already meticulously buckled, tray table sanitized, itinerary printed.

Light: “I’ve calculated the safest seat on this plane. You’re welcome.”

L: leans closer “If I die, I die. Now. Do they have Titanic?”

L, barefoot, curled up in airplane seat like a goblin.

Flight attendant: “Sir, would you like something to drink?”

L: eyeing the sugar cubes in the beverage cart like a feral raccoon.

L: “Yes. I’ll take the coffee. Black. And... leave the entire sugar packet stash.”

Near builds a perfect replica of the airplane using complimentary peanuts, napkins, and toothpicks.

Flight attendant: “That’s... impressive.”

Near: monotone “It’s 2% inaccurate. Tragic.”

Matt: immediately opens DS

Matt (5 hours in, red-eyed): “Plane rides are great. Zero internet. No one can bother me. Pure gaming.”

Battery: dies

Matt: existential crisis begins at 30,000 feet

Light (trying to read a business magazine)

L (squatting on the seat next to him, stealing his peanuts): “Have you considered the fact that this plane statistically has a 1 in 11 million chance of crashing?”

Light: “Thanks. So comforting.”

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update: i have infected her with the infamous Lawlight agenda

Me: "making my cousin watch death note. if she start siding with Light i’m kicking her outta my bloodline"✌️

Light Yagami (offended, but composed):

"Stolen logic. I see. Well there goes my entire career plan"

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Me: "making my cousin watch death note. if she start siding with Light i’m kicking her outta my bloodline"✌️

Light Yagami (offended, but composed):

"Stolen logic. I see. Well there goes my entire career plan"

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Death Note AU: Parental shopping trip gone wrong. Near grabs onto the cart and refuses to release control.

Light (tugging at the cart, already exasperated): “Near. Let it go.”

Near (suddenly screaming at full volume): “LET IT GOOOO!! LET IT GOOOO!! I’M ONE WITH THE WIND AND SKY-”

L (watching with full neutrality): “He’s emotionally expressive. This is healthy.”

Ryuk: distant cackle from the freezer section

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L as an Uber driver:

Passenger: “Are you sure this is the fastest route?”

L, driving in reverse: "Time is a construct."

L: [silent, hunched over wheel, eating cake while driving]

Passenger: “…sir?”

L: “Focus improves reaction time.”

L: "Five-star rating, please."

Passenger: “You drove on the sidewalk.”

L: “But we arrived.”

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Light as an Uber driver:

Light, smiling perfectly: “Don’t worry, I know all the shortcuts.”

GPS: “Recalculating.”

Light, through gritted teeth: “Shut. Up.”

Light: “I always follow the law.”

proceeds to go 90 mph in a school zone.

Passenger: “Wow, you’re really polite.”

Light (internally): Your full name, face, and address. All mine now.

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Misa: “Excuse moi? Me?? Trolling? During Pride Month?? I’m the patron saint of Pride Month!”

Near: “There are saints for Pride Month?”

L: “Metaphor, Near.”

Light: groans in the background

randomly remembered this video and

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somehow. i did think this was Watari from Death Note 👀 🏳️‍🌈

chat. would he do this

You are loved.

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