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I keep your grandpa on a leash and he likes it too

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raw chicken breast come alive

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do not underestimate therapeutic powers of pride and prejudice 2005 dir. joe wright

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Sims 4 pussy- trash

Sims 3 pussy- god tier

Sims 2 pussy- like a chinese finger trap

Sims 1 pussy- takes the dick meat off the bone

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love it when vtubers talk about their office jobs… imagine any random late 20′s-early 30′s white woman in accounts receivable or some shit but she goes home and becomes a secret anime girl and plays elite minecraft. magic exists in this world

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happy halloween!!!!

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weird little girl to gay trans man pipeline

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July 21, 2021

202/365

I absolutely love this print by @/blue.nebraska on Instagram

Here's a link to their Etsy (though this print is currently sold out!)

(The two cowboys may or may not have reminded me of a certain hunter and angel)

💙💚

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A hot mess of cats

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omg hiiii how r u sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff its nice 2 see u :)

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the most important thing they don't tell you about being gay is that as soon as you have any creative control over your appearance you will start dressing like one or more of the muppets

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i've had enough. put me in here.

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finding out that almost all other animals don’t have periods like we do and instead simply reabsorb the egg back into their uterine lining to reuse the nutrients is like finding out the rest of the class has been taking WILDLY easier tests than you for the whole semester

like, hey, cat why don’t you have to use your Cat Dollars to invest in tampons? And cat is just like: fuck that noise, my body is OPTIMAL for not being made of inconvenient nonsense, sucks to be you

wack.