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things i did since april
1. borrowed the complete collection of the sandman at the library
2. forgot about it
3. returned it in june because i was VERY late returning it and felt very bad
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and then say i was on my phone

#sorry but being late is not an option#official champion of having the bus close its doors on their face
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reblog if you love 80s music drowned in synth
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normalise jacked female characters that are also smart and can do a lot of stuff and aren't only there because they're jacked
very fucking tired of female characters having to be younger and smaller than their male counterparts
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You’ve heard of “be gay, do crimes”, now get ready for:
Be trans throw hands
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also why am I feeling so bad about procrastinating I really don't feel any guilt at all (spoiler alert: they do)
anxiety is so weird like why is my mental illness in my stomach
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> open tumblr phone app
> scroll a couple posts
> play around with the post button
> close tumblr
> open twitter again
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😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes
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the last one stares directly into the sun and after that the sun just stops shining
😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes
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the semi-obscure movie? my parents' wedding, we'd watch it twice in a row with my best friend just to feel something
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Conversation
What Do Those Four Letters Stand For? The Truth Will Shock You!
ISTJ: I Slept Through Jeopardy!
ESTJ: Everyone's Stupid Though, Janice
ISFJ: International Summer Fun Joyride
ESFJ: Everyone Says Forever Jokingly
ISTP: Innevitably Seduced The Preps
ESTP: Ending Spectacularly Though Prematurely
ISFP: I See Furry People
ESFP: Exuding Sensual Flavor Publicly
INTJ: Interpersonally Neurotic Through Justification
ENTJ: Executive Nerd Television Junky
INFJ: Is Not From Jupiter
ENFJ: Enviting Naturally--Feverishly Jaded
INTP: I Need To Pee
ENTP: Especially Nefarious Twister Positions
INFP: Innovative Novel Fetish Pioneer
ENFP: Existential Nebula Frolicking Precariously
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