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[kirkwallguy]

my favourite inquisition glitch is how messed up the hawke and warden follower ai is. they always follow me out of the tower after meeting the wardens at the western approach and then it's just a race to see how far i can get them before the game crashes. i got them to help me with a rift once

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i just can't make myself care about the main plot of inquisition i literally forget it's happening. the inquisition is literally a holy army led by someone who falsely claims to have been blessed by jesus. the previous inquisition ended badly and has dark secrets or some shit idr. the previous game was focused on the corrupting power of the religion your inquisitor is now fighting for. and you want me to care about magic mirrors???

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i love talking about the vague concept of rewriting inquisition in my image, but the truth is one of my first moves would be to basically cut the evanuris nonsense because i can’t live with it and i feel like that would go too far for most people before i even get to, like, the main game story

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wait, dragon age inquisition players, I have a question!!

the stats I mean are character stats, not exactly gear.

I'd appreciate reblogs for a wider scope! ✨

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i know it took extra effort but i wish more banters in da2 included hawke....the way they did them in the dlcs was so fun

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party banter ask game

i've been feeling inspired by some party banter i've written in the past to write more but have had trouble coming up with ideas so here are some prompts!!! this is written with dragon age in mind but can be used for lots of different fandoms. i may add a specific section for dragon-age related party banter in the future!

general:

party banter about what was ate for last night's supper

party banter about the state of someone's hair

party banter about a quest that ended badly

party banter about a quest that ended well

party banter about someone both people hate

party banter about someone both people love

party banter about someone one person hates and one person loves

party banter between two people who remember an event differently

party banter about waking up early

party banter about going to bed late

party banter about dreams

party banter about nightmares

party banter about someone's favourite book

party banter about someone's favourite song

party banter that takes place in 3 installments

party banter about an argument that never ends

party banter about a card game

party banter about clothes

party banter about a member of the party who isn't there

party banter about a family member

party banter about an ex-friend

party banter about an enemy

party banter about death

party banter about birthdays

party banter about presents

party banter about religion

party banter about one character's hometown

party banter about the current location

party banter about someone's worst life experience

party banter about someone's best life experience

romance/sex:

party banter about a pairing's volume

party banter about a pairing's favourite things about each other

party banter about a pairing's least favourite things about each other

party banter about what happened last night

party banter about what will happen the upcoming night

party banter that's flirting

party banter that's a failed attempt at flirting

party banter that's a couple's argument

party banter that's foreplay

party banter that addresses the elephant in the room

party banter that does not address the elephant in the room

party banter about marriage

party banter about one person's ideal wedding

party banter about the honeymoon

party banter about the future

party banter about kids

party banter about a threesome

party banter about a kink a pairing has explored

party banter about a kink a pairing will never explore

party banter about one person in a pairing's kink the other didn't know about

party banter about PDA

party banter about everyone else's opinions on a pairing

party banter about the meaning of love

party banter about heartbreak

party banter about an ex-lover

party banter about sharing clothes

party banter about hogging the bed

party banter about someone's hygiene habits (good or bad)

party banter about a date

party banter about a date gone wrong

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My gift for @notomys-mordax-blog for the 2024 Handers Exchange (hosted by @handers-time - whom I thank for organising the event) 🌙

The "fancy evening but they are awkward" prompt captivated me - they are here just to shed feathers all over the place, really.

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hello its been 11 years and im not over the fact that “tranquility” was Anders’ RECRUITMENT QUEST smh that shit hurted Karl Thekla as Patroclus–click for full res, the canvas is a big boy

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saw someone call merril high support needs neurodivergent....

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Inquisition version of this poll can be found by clicking here!

It'd be interesting to see who your wardens/hawkes actually romance vs. who you'd romance in the tags if you wanna share!

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"wooow i've written so much this week i cant wait to take a break over the weekend" *gets home* *immediately starts writing fanfiction*

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i bought inq three years ago and im so close to hitting 300 hours on it. ermmm.

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i honestly rarely go on ao3 anymore but honestly whenever i look at the handers tag it's like hmm... i might be in the top ten percent of sickos here. concerning!

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bfs…

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Oh someone come get their social media team this is tragic... capitalising proper nouns but not using punctuation to try and seem cool. 0 understanding of the purpose of the meme. lobbing instead of lopping. 2/10 see me after class.

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mary finds out what gay people are -> realises not everyone wants to fuck women just a little bit -> immediately runs to start the cullen romance. which could mean nothing.