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If it’s possible could you do headcanons of mochizuki kanji if it hasn’t been asked before please

Of course! Here they are!

Refuses to fight girls and actively tried to avoid Senju during fights they were both in.

When he's grocery shopping he normally gets asked by people to reach things on the higher shelves, he always gets them what they need.

Has an arm wrestling club with Draken and Pah in the good timeline

Corn is actually a comfort food for him, he ate it a lot growing up

Would love to have a dog (also has a fondness for cats)

He frequently steps into fights that he feels are unfair like a group teaming up on one person (as long as they're not a target for his gang).

When he gets bored he looks for someone to fight

Loves festivals, especially the games at them

As a partner he's incredibly gentle, carefully holding your hand and placing soft kisses on you. He's very aware of his strength and careful with it.

Similarly to Pah and Mikey, Izana once fell asleep on Mochi

Doesn't like that he isn't a fast runner (mainly because Shion and the Haitani brother's sometimes tease him over it)

He didn't like his life in bonten much, it wasn't what he thought it would be like

In the good timeline, after he joined toman and realised Angry was scared of him, he tried to be friendlier towards him (usually by bringing him a drink to meetings)

He's very good with the kids in the future timeline, they love climbing all over him and how happy he is to play with them.

Very good at ball sports 

Growing up, his father was a police officer who often wasn't home and worked overtime. His mother was always kind to him and they were very close but she died when he was a kid, he ran away after that. 

One time he managed to catch a balloon a kid accidentally let go off before it got too high, he felt like a hero that day.

Likes cooking and will often share recipes with Kakucho 

Is very bad at keeping surprises from his partner, he just gets so excited to share gifts with them or tell them about his plans. 

Frequently carries his friends home on nights out when they get too drunk (Rindou is the most common)

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i love everyone agreeing that manga hidan is so pretty. like he really is, and, truly, for what

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From Takeshi Hayashino's twitter - 11/30/19

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Akatsuki covid 19 quarantine headcanons?

Hahahaha omg Im obsessed with this

Pein assumes his corpse body can’t get sick, but he does make a real effort to stay away from his nagato body during this time. the last thing he needs is something attacking his weak little lungs. he perhaps travels far away and works on networking. 

Konan stays inside and social distances like a good citizen. she is setting an example, getting her affairs in order, dabbling in interior design, and staying healthy!!

Itachi isolates himself deeeeep, deep, deep in the woods like, ASAP. The man is dying of a respiratory disease so actively. If he got the rona he would die in like 2 days. He is taking no chances. He becomes a hermit. He lives. 

Kisame isn’t too concerned for himself, but he’s also not too bothered about becoming a vector. this is survival of the fittest to him. he goes about his business as normal, though he does suffer whilst being down a partner. 

Hidan actively tries to be a vector with this disease. he knows he can’t die from it, but wouldn’t it be fun to do a little experiment to see how many people he can influence, even indirectly? so fucked up. jashin loves it. 

Kakuzu fuckin runs to buy all the hand sanitizer and cleaning products possible from all surrounding villages so that he can sell it at a much higher price. that is his one and only goal during this time. 

Deidara fully panics, but is also the one who started calling it “dat rona” like, immediately. 

Sasori is totally unbothered, as he is a puppet. he actually has been actively wishing for a plague to hit. he hopes for deidara to be patient zero in the akatsuki. 

Tobi does not fuck with this at all. he stays far, far away from everyone, including the akatsuki. he just dips. he goes back to that cave where madara radicalized him. no corona for him!!

Zetsu is unbothered, because he doesn’t think he can get sick. he does, however, eat the dead, even though it’s not like dead bodies are being tossed away for fear of infection like the black plague. he just finds a way. 

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How often do the Akatsuki say I love you?

I’m in a very Akatsuki mood to kick off 2020 HNY thots

Pein doesn’t say it too often, but it’s suuuper serious and meaningful when he does. He’s just a little shy and awkward. He assumes that you just know. 

Konan says it frequently and genuinely. She’ll say it over little things and little moments that you don’t even think warrant an “I love you.” But to her, they do. 

Kisame says it more and more very gradually. He’s awkward with expressing it at first, for a long while, actually. But he becomes more comfortable with it over time until he is reminding you hourly. 

Itachi doesn’t say it all that much. Perhaps he doesn’t say it as often as he should. It’s just a really special thing, but also a really hard thing for him to say. He hopes you understand through other gestures, though. 

Kakuzu is bad at saying he loves you. It’s not that he doesn’t. It’s just that the first time was hard enough, and he assumes you remember, and if he loves you, why would that change? You may actually need to let him know you like the reminder for him to do it more often. It’ll slip out most often after sex. 

Hidan proclaims it pretty regularly once it’s out there in the open. He says it when he’s feeling particularly fondly toward you, he says it when he wants something, he says it for no real reason at all. He will also yell it to embarrass you sometimes.

Deidara is similar to Hidan, but also gets a little flustered saying it aloud. He’s touchy and he makes you things and that’s easier for him than outright telling you how much he loves you, because it is so god damn much. Deidara is the type to whisper it against your neck and into your ear and in quiet moments more often than not. But you know. 

Sasori doesn’t say it all that often. He’s like Kakuzu; he assumes you know, because he knows you love him. If you remind him you like to hear it, though, he’ll make a real effort to say it more often. It’s a little awkward and stilted at first, but it becomes more natural over time. 

Tobi reminds you c o n s t a n t l y that he loves you. It’s like a greeting, something he says instead of “uh,” and a goodbye. It’s a LOT. But you should be used to a lot if you’re with Tobi. 

Zetsu says it a relatively normal amount. He is genuinely a little surprised to have fallen in love at all, but it is not unpleasant. He likes to have someone to say it to. 

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If the Akatsuki were YouTubers what content would they have on their channel and how would they get canceled?

Ok this made me laugh a lot so:

Pein absolutely would not have a youtube channel. No one could force him to. If he absolutely needed to make one and post content, it’d be weird videos of corners in the akatsuki building or whatever. He is not playing this game. 

Konan could make really excellent step-by-step origami videos. Her longest is an eight hour one of her folding stars in order to achieve a Wish. Her loyal followers demand more. She does not provide, for she is busy being a mercenary assassin, and is thusly cancelled. 

Itachi makes really simple how-to cooking videos. His scrambled egg vid has so many views. He...does not get cancelled, but he stops posting as his blindness takes over. 

Kisame makes mukbangs. He gets cancelled after being accused of spitting out the food behind the scenes, but it isn’s even true. He is furious over this turn of events. 

Hidan posts a ton of shirtless workout videos and would be cancelled for encouraging his subscribers to just not eat in order to get as fit as him. 

Kakuzu makes a video with faulty information on how to count cards, and the video is taken down shortly after; he is banned quickly and there isn’t really time to cancel him. 

Deidara makes these hour-long pottery videos of him making beautiful things, and then he smashes them in the end. Some people get upset and report him. This adds up and he gets his account deleted. 

Sasori makes videos of oil paintings with zero background noise. He gets cancelled for making a fake account to comment hateful things on Deidara’s posts and people trace it back to him. 

Tobi would also make mukbang videos, specifically with things from fast food places. Someone comments that his baby voice is a weird predatory things, and it spirals, so he is cancelled. 

Zetsu would post ominous white noise videos that cause nightmares and his account would be deleted and banned very quickly. 

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Clothing set: Speed of Light

This is the first time-skip outfit for the protagonists. As of now it’s only available on the desktop version of the game. The mobile version has a New Generation outfit that’s also a time-skip.

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Everytime I see this old Wakui sketch of Draken it reminds me of South and his hair.

Them hanging out and styling their hair the same would be cute though!

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drop your south headcanons ! Lots of them

Ok so

South used to line up all his plushies to watch him play piano 

He's super soft towards his grandparents, he may be mean to others but will always help them out around the house and stuff if they need it.

All his plushies have names 

His grandparents still call him Minami 

He frequently travels back to Brazil to visit the graves of his mother and Dino.

Doesn't understand the concept of a water fight, will start punching 

Anytime someone suggests an activity he will suggest karaoke 

Isn't used to hugs, doesn't know what to do with them 

Is surprisingly patient when it comes to teaching the piano

Gets along well with Senju in the good timeline, they match each other's energies well.

Does not have an inside voice

Has never used a helmet while riding his bike before

Very strong handshakes

Doesn't have a favourite song, he has a few favourites instead that he can't choose between 

Will purposely pick fights with random strangers just because he enjoys it. Will find any excuse to do this

As a partner he's very excitable, loves to hold his partners hand and just go walking about with them, showing them his favourite places and seeing theirs.

Really likes fireworks

Although he can insult people in multiple languages, he prefers to use a language the person will understand. Wants people to know when he's threatening them

Once stole Mikey's taiyaki to try and make him fight, it was the best fight he's ever had (Draken told him to never do it again)

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Their entrance's looks cool af too

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I'm sorry but Ryuki is such a let-down as a villain... a failed imitator of Hidan.

I thought we'd finally find out about the origins of the Jashin cult, only for the arc (or rather filler?) to end disappointingly by revealing that Ryuki's probably not in the original sect that Hidan was in and was merely trying to "revive" the cult by re-enacting/re-using or whatever the correct word is the abilities that Jashinists had.

The arc (or filler) couldn't even explain the choices Ryuki made as a Jashinist (imitator) like why did he specifically chose girls as his potential sacrifice?

I think it would have been more interesting if he's an original member of the sect Hidan's in because it would mean that the cult's capable of producing more than one Hidan. Alternatively, Hidan could have been the founder and Ryuki could have been a member of an equally powerful group of followers. There's just so many things about Jashin that needs explaining, starting from how the beliefs came about and how they factored into the abilities that Hidan (and possibly other Jashinists have). It just doesn't seem logical to me that the cult would end just because Hidan "died" (they're probably all immortals in hiding now ffs!). The Shinobis are just not trying hard enough to unearth them 🤷‍♀️

Essentially, Jashinists as antagonists could have expanded the Boruto universe beyond the plot on the threat of Otsutsukis, lame rogue ninjas and evil scientists lol

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Chapter list

First page

I will be working on it from now on ( ^ 3 ^ )

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NARUTO SHIPPŪDEN — EPISODE 083, “TARGET: LOCKED ON”

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What if Hidan was a Konoha’s ANBU?

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The Akatsuki meets Hidan.