Non-Binary, They/Them, US Latino & PanIn here I am simply a racoon in the trash bin where I belong <3
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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I do the opposite of gatekeeping, I’m not going to shut up until you like this thing as much as I do
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A weird fun fact about me:
I don’t know why, probably some weird fluke of my various hormonal disorders, but spiders are naturally drawn to me.
When I first noticed it, it was “oh, it’s weird that the house spiders tend to cluster around my desk specifically”! But over time it got…. more intense and personal. They crawl on me, and I’ve learned to gently brush them off rather than hurting them, because I love spiders. It’s not their fault my hormones make me seem like a safe place for them.
These days, I legitimately don’t even reflexively slap at a bug-like tickling on my arm…. because it is probably a spider friend. The spiders are actively drawn to me. I don’t know why. I have no control over it. But my wife will tell me “one of your children just tried to crawl into my bra”, and I legitimately feel responsible for my spider children’s indiscretions. They’re usually so polite. You can usually just shake them off and they’ll leave you alone.
THEY’RE GOOD SPIDERS, BRENT. Let my small many-legged friends live.
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the main problem i have with america is that nothings old as hell there. i cant be so far away from a castle it damages my aura
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Knowledge Wins - Public Library Books are Free, American Library Association (1918)
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he's putting that cuddly bear stuff to a maximum now
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Mario tries to enjoy a peaceful snooze in the meadows when he is suddenly attacked by Goombas and a Koopa Trooper!
Animated in Procreate and Procreate Dreams.
YouTube version and shorts found here.
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Rock is a Lady's Modesty OP (Ready to Rock by Band-Maid)
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