KARKAT | NINE | NY FORMER KNIGHT OF BLOOD AND LEADER OF A PACK OF DIMWITS. CURRENTLY HOLED UP IN AN APARTMENT WITH AN ASSORTMENT OF ANIMALS. I'M AT WAR WITH MY NEIGHBORS. STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT RIVETING INSTALLMENT. THIS POST SPEAKS TO ME ON A SPIRITUAL LEVEL.
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OKAY YEAH.
I PUT THE CRABS IN THEIR CAGE AND I'M RETREATING TO THE BLANKET PILE TO PASS OUT.
TOMORROW WE HAVE TO DECIDE ON A TATTOO. I JUST DECREED THAT.
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THAT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION.
HHHHHH. YEAH, LET'S NOT BE STUPID ABOUT THIS.
HEY JADE. I'M KIND OF SICK AND AN ALTERNATE IS ASLEEP ON ME. I SHOULD PROBABLY ACTUALLY FALL ASLEEP ON HIM NOW.
well im assuming so since you know my name and i know yours karkat.
different timeline perhaps but still.
lemme try again then!
hey karkat whats shaking??? 0:
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ITS FUNNY THAT YOU SAY THAT, JADE!
DON'T BE [A] LITTLE SHIT.
HAVE WE FUCKING MET BEFORE?
dont be little shit it was a joke.
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NO.
kismetcancer
beep beep faggot alert!!
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RESIGNED TO THE FACT THAT I'M GOING TO KEEP TALKING TO YOU PROBABLY.
oooh. that’s a sight better. sorta. resigned bout what, brother? :0?
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GRUMBLES A LOT. GRABS THE HERMIT CRABS AND CHIRPS AT THEM.
I MANAGED TO FIND THE PANS AND THE MUGS, SO NOW I’M GOING TO MAKE A BLANKET NEST AND YOU HAVE TO FUCKING LAY IN IT.
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But really though, I hope things start getting easier for you. And feeling better, that’d be nice too. Has your sick-ness lifted any?
THANKS, DUDE. YEAH, I THINK I DEFINITELY PEAKED. BUT I KEEP SMOKING, WHICH ISN'T A GOOD IDEA WHEN YOU HAVE A CHEST COLD.
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MAYBE THE ELLIPSES WOULD LEND TO THE TONE OF RESIGNATION I HOPE TO CONVEY, GAMZEE.
… i dunno. them ellipsies (sp?) bout the medications, i’m guessing. and i’m pert sure i fuck up on sayin shit all the time anyhows. :o(
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fauxtectual replied to your post: karcinova replied to your post: IM MISSING...
I WAS NICE ENOUGH TO PAT YOU, AND THIS IS THE SHIT YOU THROW AT ME.
LICKS CHEEK.
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MAKES YOU HOT CHOCOLATE.
CHIRPS FURIOUSLY.
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