How am i supposed to flirt in the office when they can kill me
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this is who youre asking to work 40hrs per week btw
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Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition
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What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!
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A pound of smoked salmon for the lady. STAT
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