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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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I regularly have dreams I refer to as "Big Luca Dreams", wherein my dog Luca is very big. They are my favorite dreams.

This is how big Luca is in the Big Luca Dreams

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If you're lamenting the fact that you used to be able to shoot through a 500-page novel in like a day when you were in middle school and now you can't, it's worth bearing in mind that a big part of that is because when you were in middle school, your reading comprehension sucked. Yes, mental health and the stresses of adult life can definitely be factors, but it's also the case that reading is typically more effortful as an adult because you've learned to Ponder The Implications. The material isn't just skimming over the surface of your brain anymore, and some of the spoons you used to spend on maximising your daily page count are now spent on actually thinking about what you're reading!

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sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

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you win some

you lose some

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Paperbacks should be $1 and hardcovers should be $2

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Cherry blossoming in Japan, taken by Ryu Haharu

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you’re not evil girl you’re just lonely and no one has cared for you in a while and its making you crazy can you go get a fucking chai latte or something

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milf (myself i’d like to forgive) and dilf (despair i’d like to forget)

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Very occasionally, Twitter has some good advice.

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i think we should all get tomorrow off for no particular reason. the next day too. maybe all the days

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what a beautiful day to not be in high school