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i must not stir the pot. stirring the pot is the notifications-killer. participation in the discourse is the little-death that brings total activity obliteration. i will face the bad opinions on the internet. i will permit them to pass over me and through me. and when they have gone past, i will turn the block button onto their source. where the discourse has come from there will be nothing. only i will remain.

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true retconomics fans will remember

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Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

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everytime i see 'this too shall pass' i just gotta hit em with it

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this too shall pass

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I kiss you, disheveled Jewish life, I cry with the joy of coming back.

from "Good Night, World" by Jacob Glatstein, translated from Yiddish by Ruth Whitman

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Hitomi Murakami

泡沫の一碗/fleeting bowl - 田中流撮影

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this constant discrimination against us sex-havers needs to stop. you throw condoms at me and go "hey wetdick!" "bet you got some today wetdick!" "don't leave it in there too long it'll get pruned!" am i not a human being. if you cut me do i not bleed

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Peter Capaldi as Angus Flint THE LAIR OF THE WHITE WORM (1988) dir. Ken Russell

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Norman Rockwell (American, 1894 - 1978), Wet Paint, 1930, oil on canvas.

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NO girls should flirt with me because they will find out that as soon as it gets to the sexy talk stage i cant turn off the jesters spirit and i will continue to make jokes. there is no sexy in me only the bit and brother i stay chompin

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when is comes to asexuality and aromanticism you have to be okay with contradiction. one ace person will say asexuality is about not experiencing attraction, another will say it’s about not caring to act on attraction, another will say it’s not experiencing arousal. one aromantic will consider themself queer, one won’t. two people with seemingly identical experiences will use two different labels. aro people will be in romantic relationships, ace people will have sex. you get it.

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fantasising about getting him pregnant so that i can make him a single a mother

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galehaut being like what do you mean Lancelot can’t achieve the grail??? he’s the greatest knight there is! and the cleric being like ah well see the the thing is…the knight has to be…morally good. and galehaut is like :( and the cleric is like :/

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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

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painting with some favourite colours :)

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