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my wife can stab me a little bit i dont care
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Coal slaw used to be made with real coal.
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The best tragedies will have you thinking "I wish it could've gone any other way" and "this is the only way it could've ended" at the same time
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Let me put this in terms you can understand: awawawawawa
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being 13 was crazy cuz it's like no one is coming to save you. there's only one option and it's to read about band guys having gay sex
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Just got laid off. Neat
It's truly incredible that you can say "hey my body is broken and your insurance is causing major issues" and the job can go "okay you don't work here anymore"
If you have anything you can spare and would like to, I'd really appreciate it
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look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"
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this august do whatever you want and stay up late
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So I reworked my lifesize Thylacine pattern, and here's the results of my first test. I'm so pleased I don't think I need to change hardly a thing!
This plushie Thylacine is available over on my website; https://www.palaeoplushies.com/shop/thylacinus-cynocephalus-lifesize-11-1
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Help Two Disabled Queer Unemployed Women
hey everyone, hate to do this again but we're struggling really hard, especially emotionally, and need help. Were stuck in a place that has no resources nor access to employment opportunities. Even if we have shelter and water now, the house is in constant disrepair and is physically and emotionally draining for us both; we have no easy way to feed ourselves or get bottom surgery for my partner nor a wheelchair for faer and we need to be able to drive for an hour just to be able to get groceries that we dont have money for either
any help is appreciated; below is my and my partners links to cashapp. ko-fi, and venmo:
venmo- @crow-forgemaster or my partners @Prince_Nova
cashapp- $dragonforgedbutch or my partners $StrayNova
kofi- dragonbutch
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Been getting really into orange juice lately
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My dealer: got some straight gas🔥😝 this strain js called "hophop" 😳 it'll have you zonked out of your gourd
Me: yeah whatever I don't feel shit
5 minutes later:
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Yesterday a kid said to me "excuse me? Your hair looks like beautiful anime hair" which is already amazing and then she said "watch me on your camera when I go down the slide I'm going to do the Peter Griffin death pose when I come out" and she sure did.
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