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🧡🧡Caroline 25 and silly.Ao3: theycantifyoudontletthemshe/herI like yuri a lot, the rumors are true
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When (if) I pass the bar im going to buy myself the Rimi Ushigome ESP Viper short scale bass as a treat. This will incentivize me
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wdym u can’t read his mind bro
(og comic by flashcs5 🫰🏼🧙🏼♂️)
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Threaded the needle by connecting the two very disparate parts of this chapter I wrote and was then like oh my god i have to figure iut how this logically follows and then I had the moment where it all made sense and i could delete my section break marker line and have it all be united

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my favorite thing about navigating fanfiction is finding a really good one and being all “oh boy this was good, I hope they have more!” and literally every other story they’ve ever written was for like Miami Vice
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Imagining a world where I bought the 6 pack of sour ale yesterday instead of putting them back on the shelf before i went to the store checkout 😢
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I wish i was joking wrt tags on last post but my coworker who got fired would tell me stuff like that right in front of the lawyers' OPEN OFFICE DOORS and was also one of those straight girls who constantly would be like UGHHH I WISH I COULD JUST DATE GIRLS 🤪 anyway let me inundate you with stories about how my ex boyfriend's genitals smelled bad all the time and he was racist and I still dated him for several years
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sorry the golden retriever bf thing still annoys me. when someone describes their man like that i just think ok well he sounds like a pain in the ass. good luck with that fool.
#in my experience when girls say that they also have a quote unquote Very Funny Hilarious Story#about their boyfriend not washing his hands after pissing or leaving skid marks in his undies. And its like yes I think maybe you are dating#a literal stupid dog possibly or you need to gain self respect
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Panchiko is so fucking good, thanks 4chan for one thing other than burger king foot lettuce and it's Panchiko rediscovery
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photography hack! hot gf doubles as free model
full + ref

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religious killer: i can hear God speaking to me, to kill the demons that live in this world with my gun of justice
atheist killer: I kill only because of my own moral code. Whether it's for money so I can survive, or self-defense against a threat, I am the one who chooses when I kill.
agnostic killer: nobody really knows why I shoot people
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daisy in my latest ootds 🌻 love me some baggy pants and white sneakers lol
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lovely snoopy's summer by SNOOPY
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I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.
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what’s your “odd” comfort movie? a movie that isn’t stereotypically comforting but does comfort YOU? mine’s conclave (2024)
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