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Harry's book - Prince of Lies?

My take on the leaked "stuff" from Harry's Book Spare - It's long sorry!

Harry’s book – Prince of Lies?  Kit Kat  Uncategorized  7th Jan 2023 7 Minutes Harry has obviously had some mental challenges over the last 4 years. His wife has had her time to cook up zero evidence, but much ado about nothing when it’s looked at in detail. This book of “Not the man I was Born but the Man I have become” is in my honest opinion based only on the extracts that have been…

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The Sussexes ~ A Classless And Disrespectful Act

The Sussexes ~ A Classless And Disrespectful Act

As HMTQ continues in mourning – but Harry and his wife had best be wary, for it is no longer the Queen who will be dealing with them directly, but a consolidation of Prince Charles, Prince William and Princess Anne. Prince Charles’s retreat to Wales is entirely to reset his mind after a bit of a lecture from his now sadly departed Papa. In no doubt at all the service was planned to a “T“ by The…

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The Patriarch

I watched in silence from an hour before the service. The words spoken about Prince Philip were ones of awe – so few people it seems knew what he had achieved – in that respect he was similar to Prince Albert – another Man who married a Princess about to be Queen. Both Princes used their time to create things for the betterment of those who live in this country or on the planet. There was a…

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24 Hours ~ ANL Seeks An Appeal And MM Outed As A Bully By BP

24 Hours ~ ANL Seeks An Appeal And MM Outed As A Bully By BP

ITV have Kept the interview as of UK1800 & will be airing it at 9pm on Monday – a night when I am incredibly busy so will NOT be listening to it – 2 hours of my life are 2 hours of air! Can you imagine those with Covid who needed Oxygen? 2 hours would have seriously helped them! The Palace has been a bit slow on the uptake, however, with this as an opening salvo one can imagine how it may…

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Harry And The Fate Of His Haughty And Supercilious Ego

Harry And The Fate Of His Haughty And Supercilious Ego

Sadly Harry has lost all potential in any sphere of life – we can see how MeMe no longer looks upon him with “adoration” the hand holding done when performing ROYAL DUTIES has totally disappeared showing the public that either they no longer love each other OR that the constant flagrant behaviour on Megraine’s total ignoring of ALL & ANY Royal Protocol – from her very first outing with HMTQ where…

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A Defunct Company Agrees Not To Take Any Photos Of The Sussexes ~ Not A Win

A Defunct Company Agrees Not To Take Any Photos Of The Sussexes ~ Not A Win

Poor Megs She thought she’d get a pay-out fast with MoS – Oops So she went for Splash(whom she’d contacted to do the photoshoot apparently) they went under – oops Her book of “true insight of HRH DoS turns out to be more harm than help, but initially Megs swore nothing had been given to the writers (who’d declared already & in the preface that the Sussex duo HAD given them details) Ooops – Now…

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And The Fauxmatarian Wore Puce...

And The Fauxmatarian Wore Puce…

The arrogance and ignorance from these two is mind blowing. Who do they think they are? The audacity to think they are worthy at all, let alone so much above the res of the world they feel they must preach “how to live your life” from social media outlets through to radio, television (equivalents ) not making one sentence actually understandable. You need a totally new Thesaurus to translate what…

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A Tale of 'Faux' Unethical Woe and the WaterBear 'Advertorial' Show

A Tale of ‘Faux’ Unethical Woe and the WaterBear ‘Advertorial’ Show

Can these two really command anything more than a very diluted interest in whatever they say or do? Personally I would avoid having anything about them connected to my enterprise & as they old saying goes “Charity belongs at home” So perhaps Harry would be better off actually DOING some REAL charity work rather than sitting in an over priced house that neither he or MM can afford, bought on a…

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The Fight Over Frogmore Cottage

The Fight Over Frogmore Cottage

To be honest I REALLY DO NOT THINK MM EVER stayed at Frogmore! Poor little MeeMee didn’t get the title she wanted (Princess) & didn’t get to live in a Castle (Windsor) & didn’t get to be next in line for the Queen! In fact when you look at things MEME wanted the Sun Moon & Stars – but only managed to get a cottage instead. Most NORMAL people would be delighted to have a gift of a cottage which…

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The Tawdry 'Letter Lawsuit' Plot Begins To Unravel

The Tawdry ‘Letter Lawsuit’ Plot Begins To Unravel

I don’t think the BRF has ever been treated like this before. Well, not in recent history that is! If this had happened 150 years ago, it would have been to the tower long ago! HM will wait until the date she set for their review but, I think we can all see that she MUST now choose – will she be bent to Me-again’s will or, will HM show that she is indeed a steel claw in a velvet glove? Harry no…

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Armistice Day And Reflections Of The Sussex Aftermath

Armistice Day And Reflections Of The Sussex Aftermath

It goes against everything Harry was brought up with. If this is HOW he really thinks then dear G-d save us from the moron. I tend to think this is Markles idea, she hasn’t a clue what any of the “duties” a member of the BRF does nor the reason for them. As far as she’s concerned it’s just always another event to dress down for (when in the UK & as a working Royal) so much her disgust at any of…

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The Harkles Hang Onto The Black History Month Bandwagon

The Harkles Hang Onto The Black History Month Bandwagon

To claim his “awaking” I would like to know if Harry publicly apologised to those men he treated with disdain? Who does he think he is a British Prince pushing word salad politics to another country? No one has the right to do that, let alone a man who is desperate to hold onto his Royal titles, wants to have his Military titles given back to him whilst still leaving the BRF for a so-called life…

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The Sussexes Eternal Debt ~ Their Karmic Moral Debt

The Sussexes Eternal Debt ~ Their Karmic Moral Debt

The debt HARRY & MEGHAN have will never get repaid. It can’t because it is NOT just money, or vision or feelings, but it is duty, integrity & ethics.

It was unethical to whinge & moan about how hard their lives were when they were in the poorest place in Africa where girls were terrified to even go out into the street for rape & murder. I wonder HOW THOSE WOMEN FELT after listening to their…

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2017 – 2018

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  On 12 October 2017 Dear Elgar, I think you are too young to realise that humans are not as well adapted as we felines. They do not seem to have our ability to just let go and curl up and sleep. They mainly seem to sleep when it is dark. Poor things, I think it’s because their eyes are not as good as ours.You must be aware that if you want her to go on serving you let her have a good night’s sleep. I speak from experience. Purrs from Quintus.

13 Oct 2017 ​Dea-purr Quintus she says I is to say thank you for your email even though I felt you were tellings mes offs. Iz gets excited when zshe turns overs in bedz – I think she mights swant zto tickle my belly so I goes ands nuzzles her, somesztimes she pulls my next sto herz which makes me purrrrrrrrrrrrr lotz, butz Iz sdnont understands whys shes cross wiv me & like today at lightening ups inz the zskys wiv birdies teaszings mees she putz me out of her room nd shutsz door on me. I is cryings & puts my paws (thayz be bigg paws I haz *purrrrrrrrrr*) ins gapz under doors but she ignores me. I waz veryz sad nd I cryyd. I is confoozd I just brought her a prezant of birdzy nd she pickd meez up nd putz me outz de door! I  brought zit backs again but now shez stopped me comings in. Meow, 😦 I donts understands) Mew mew meow, moarghomew Elgar xx

On 13 October 2017 Dear Elgar, I was not trying to tell you off, more just trying to make you understand that humans are rather unlike us. I’m sorry yours was so misunderstanding of you. It is hard I know. For  some reason mine get narky when I get on the table. They don’t seem to realise it seems natural to me. They will spray me with water. Can’t understand why. Purrrrs and a nose rub, from Quintus.

25th Nov 2017 Dear Elgar, I hope your human is feeling a bit better. My human has thought of her lots, she has told me about her. I understand you are bigger than me. How is that for you are still not much more than a kitten?Though you do seem quite adventurous, and an expert at hunting. They do not always seem to appreciate this. They do seem to have some funny ideas, mine seem to get cross when I get on the table. It is such a good place to see will is going on, and I can even see out of the window if I face that way. She sometimes sprays me with water which I think is unnecessary, unkind. Funny things humans. Purrrrrrs to you and my aunty Muffin, and Arya, Quintus 

Dearapurrr Quintus I iz understanding yous – this one had a shock last nights (purr purr purr miaowwwwwwwwwww!! So funny) I had posted a toad through the slightly blocked cat flap (I has got Muffin to type – much faster & I am licking her ears) but my hooman didn’t know until she came to lock up last night. She was squealing (I don’t think it was with delight though 😦  ) as she had to pick it up & put it out of the flap – I was watching & it kepts leaping all over the place she got it onto the cat flap door but as she tried to put it out it jumped at her – she said some words I don’t hear very often – Muffs sez it’s shwairing – it took hooman over 5 mins to get toady out the hole! I waz giggling inside so much I fellz over n my legs were in the air!

Poor you being shqirted wiv water – not nice ats all! My hooman makes a noise like a snake which I knows is bad so I always try to gets as flats as possibles as snakes are naszty thhngs . sometimes I has to run away, but so far no sprayz wiz water. I got my hooman up today at 8am (so she sez) its waz urlier az dem birdiez wer teasing me so muches.

I is off to getz more birdz I thinks – I don’ts knows waz the problemz iz about it coming ins the house to be eats – after all my others foods are INDOORS – silly hooman! Purrs n no fleas (I don’t like havings that stuff on my neck but the bittings has stopped so I gez its a goods things reeelys) Speaks soon Elgar xx *purrrrrr*

On 27 Nov 2017

Miaowy greetings Uncle Quintus 

I is finally able to get my paws on hooman’s computery thing. Thank you for your writings. My hooman has been very poorly mother says & I am supposed to be keeping her warm, buts this is difficults at times as she moves me off, or says “Feet” – I knows I is meant to sits on her feet as they get cold (I never has cold feets have you?) but they are bony & she wriggles so I need to pounce, then she gets cross with me.

I sometimes worry about this thing of my hooman getting cross. Yesterday she smacked my nose! I was not happy at all with this, and the only reason was I was trying to clean out her breakfast bowl before she had finished – I don’t think I was unreasonable as she had taken HOURS to eat it…

Last night Aunty Muffin boxed my ears – I was just supporting her in keeping our hooman warm, I can’t help it if I am a bit bigger than Aunty Muffin – she needs to let ME have some room so I can be comfy shouldn’t she?

Hooman have me a deep groom this morning – she has taken her time over it! I like them every other day – but at least I has had one now. I stretched out for her, but something happened & I forgots – I puts my teeth & claws into my hooman. She put the furminator away & left the bedroom where we was. I got lonely & I still wanted my belly tickled! Such unreasonable behaviour from her at the moment.

She is also very smelly now, & has a REALLY noisy thing that she uses which makes her look like a dragon smoking (I has heard of these mystical creatures – I would like to grow up & be a dragon I think, does you know how I grows up to be a dragon?) she also coughs really loudly at times – so much so I have fallen off her legs – how is I supposed to do my “job” as foot warmer if she kicks me off?

I is in a mess here I thinks. nothing is going the way it should be. I is not worshipped – although my hooman does get me excellent food I suppose. So far she hasn’t sprayed me with the wet stuff deliberately – how bad is your hooman!?! That’s such an insult (unless you wanted some water – we does not have a table as far as I knows.

Right I has better sends this to yous before she comes back from the little room. Aunty Muffin is now sitting where I WANT TO SIT. It is just NOT FAIR! I is the biggest, bestest & only boy cat – surely they should treats me the bests? I is still only a baby in age.

I found a small squeaky thing outside – but it had a pointed nose – my hooman says its a shrew – & that it wouldn’t make good eatings – she knows about stuff like that so I left it on the mat in the kitchen for her. She didn’t say thank you. it’s all too confoosing for me.

Am I at the worst home ever?

sadly love Elgar xXx

28th Nove 2017 Purrrs Elgar, That was a good piece you sent. I will try to answer your questions First I don’t think your home is bad. There are many worse I understand, where you are not fed well and can be shut out when you want to go in. Humans are funny strange animals. They do odd things like getting wet all over in a thing called a bath, but seem to be almost afraid of rain. I don’t like rain much myself but it is natural.

My human tortured me the other day and said it was for my own good. First I was wound up in a towel, and held by the other human in my house, but I got free, cos I’m strong, but it was no use for the door and window was shut so they got me again. So undignified, I think I deserve more respect. Some fur was cut on my neck and some horrible stinging stuff put on. I got out as soon as the window was opened after I had given her a killing look, and almost decided not to go back but I got hungry.

I am training her, I just look at the food in my dish  but I will only eat it if she adds some of my treats, this way I get a few extra, which is good. She says I will get too fat and already looking fatter. It’s only my winter fur is thick, I don’t have to put on funny clothes and she puts on on lots if it is cold then SHE is fat. I guess your human is in a funny mood because she is not well. I would not leave until she is better, if she is still odd then you could visit me, I hope things improve soon. Purrrs , Quintus 

On 29 November 2017 Dear Elgar,Your message was very kind, but really my humans are not really that bad, and I am still training them. I have always plenty of dry food available, and water to drink, though I prefer the water that is outside. I too get treats every evening, and have trained her to give me extra sometimes.

I don’t usually sleep on my humans bed, but do sometimes. I prefer to be where I can roam as she keeps her door shut at night. At the moment my favourite place is a chair half way up the stairs. I can keep an eye on what is happening, though this cold weather makes me sleepy. Today I only went out for short times.

I have not heard about this dreadful monster but maybe I will stay in, especially she says it will be freezing tonight. Even with my thick fur I can not like that much cold. I am glad your human is a bit better.  I think you are all looking after her very nicely. Just remember not to wake her up.  Many purrrrrs to you, Quintus.

2nd December 2017 Dear Elgar, You send very good letters. Thanks. Presents are things that you give or receive. The food you sent me was a present, sometimes to make things complicated it is called a gift. Humans seem to like having different words for the same thing. Very odd. I still have a little of your special food for it is given to r almost like a great, though more than a great. It sounds fun that you search for yours. Mine are put in a special little dish. The special ones for cleaning my teeth are put there too, but at a different time. Yes, it is too cold.  I usually go out lots, but I suppose staying on my chair much of the time. I think I will go out and do, but come in again very soon. I am intrigued , what is a furminator? I think you must be cleaver to hold it. I have you are kind to warm your humans bed, but I guess it is a comfortable place for you too. My human has a cold but she thinks it is almost better, so maybe she will see you on Monday. Purrrr from Quintus, and to Aunty. Muffin and your mother too.

6th December 2017 Purrs Elgar, I am sorry your human is unhappy. I hope she is feeling better today. I nudged my human and she weighed me. She says I am 12lbs, but our scales are not as good as yours. We will try again. My last letter was a bit funny. Maybe the cold does not suit me! I know I have been indoors much more than usual. Fresh air is good for my thinking. (But not too cold).I hope Aunty Muffin is more happy . I s she sick too or just worried about your human. My human says yours has got pneumonia. Perhaps it’s called that because it makes them feel moany. Is yours moany or just sad? Please give Aunty Muffin a nose rub from me, and of course to you. Lots of purrs, Quintus

Oooh Elgar, what do you think of this white stuff they call snow? When I was a kitten I liked to play in it, but this morning I only stayed out briefly, It is still snowing and the trees look as if they are dressed in white, though I am going to curl up on my chair soon. A time called Christmas will be here soon I think. Maybe you will get a present then. I was given a funny mouse like thing but it was not alive, but it had a wonderful scent, which made me play with it as if it was alive. The humans have more things but I liked the paper and ribbon best, and there can be a useful box. They do odd things like put a tree inside and then hang things on it. I thought these were for playing with, but my human says NO! She  was very cross when I tried to claim the . (But that was when I was a kitten). I still play with the hanging things when there is no-one there, though usually they shut the door. I don’t think you should try to climb the indoor tree if you have one as I think you would be too heavy for it. I look forward to hearing your you. Purrrrrrs to Aunty Muffin and your mother, and a nose rub to you. Quintus.

10th December 2017 Dear Uncle Quintus Thank yous got your letter. It is very cold outside isn’t it? Mother, Aunty Muffin & I stayed with our hooman for a Very long time – she didn’t go to sleep very early – not su/purrre why, but she’s kept us all up until about birdie time – but I waz on her lap downstairs whilst she was awake so I go so many cuddles that I ignored the birds & we all slept in until this afternoon. Hooman is cross with herself for not sleeping at what she thinks are the right times to sleep – I don’t understand this as any time is a good time for 40winks! I has been better behaved & have been rewarded for it – so until it becomes boring I will carry on – last night I was chasing treats all around her bedroom! The girls were boring on the bed eating their pile so delicately! Pooh girls are silly! I think it is much more fun to chase my bits of treats – sometimes I miss a bit & find it later!

Hooman wants to know how much of my special food you have left? She said something about presents – which I am confused about a bit – but I think you will get some for your present. I tried to help her do some drawing yesterday – but it seems my paws are just a bit too wide to hold a pencil – I can hold the furminator and it remove some loose fur around my face – I is very clever to do this – neither of the girls can do it! I’m off upstairs to preheat the bed – hee hee what she doesn’t see she can’t worry about! miaory purrs  – Keep Warm Elgar XXX

Dear Elgar,

I think you are too young to realise that humans are not as well adapted as we felines. They do not seem to have our ability to just let go and curl up and sleep. They mainly seem to sleep when it is dark. Poor things, I think it’s because their eyes are not as good as ours.

You must be aware that if you want her to go on serving you let her have a good night’s sleep.

I speak from experience.

Purrs from Quintus

These are letters from Quintus son of Tinto, sister of Muffin. Q is the 5th kit in her litter. He chose to reply to a kitten called Elgar(son of Arya) who was very confused about Humans (hoomans). Their letters span several years 2017 - 2018 On 12 October 2017 Dear Elgar, I think you are too young to realise that humans are not as well adapted as we felines.

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The Desperate Sweaty Stench Of The Sussexes

The Desperate Sweaty Stench Of The Sussexes

As ever the words from HarryMarkle’s blog hit right where the pain is. Sadly the pain is the UK publics, as we are still paying for the gruesome twosome’s security! (HAS ANYTHING CHANGED?). On top of all the letter writing (give me a break MM your English when written is appalling especially considering you made English your Major at NorthWestern! However, I digress.. Nothing is going in the…

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~*~ Social Influencers~*~

How do people become social influencers? Or even WHY do WE NEED social influencers? Who are they, what do they do & WHY has the more recent spat between 2 of them become more than a “spat”

  In the good old days we had adverts posted on cars, packs of cigarettes, walls, Advertising boards, sports centres, stadiums & so forth. The “Social Influencers” back then were Models wearing “haute co…

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~*~ "Social Influencers" ~*~

~*~ “Social Influencers” ~*~

How do people become social influencers? Or even WHY do WE NEED social influencers? Who are they, what do they do & WHY has the more recent spat between 2 of them become more than a “spat”

In the good old days we had adverts posted on cars, packs of cigarettes, walls, Advertising boards, sports centres, stadiums & so forth. The “Social Influencers” back then were Models wearing “haute couture” in…