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all of the information is on the task

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this is a little old but the idea of this cunty pure shithead of a villain-darling is kind of hilarious to me so you can have this silly thing.

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one time when I was a kid my parents were arguing while we were driving somewhere and I was in the backseat so I wrote "are you going to get a divorce" on my foot and slowly extended my leg betwixt the seats

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the plot chickens (becomes scared of its own premise)

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wonderfull @spinkville reminded me of The Duke and my hand did this "lil sketch before sleep"

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wonderfull @spinkville reminded me of The Duke and my hand did this "lil sketch before sleep"

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Honestly the way in "feminist spaces" bras are talked about like they're a beauty treatment is so weird. They're a support garment. Some people also wear them for modesty, which like if you don't care about that fine but a lot of people do, but either way they're ultimately practical, supportive underwear pieces and not necessarily anything more. You can get very utilitarian ones and very decorative ones and we've incorporated them into sexual play like we have panties, but they're just there to help keep your tatas from smacking you in the face.

Whether its some skinny small-tittied bitch in the 70s burning them or some skinny small-tittied bitch now sharing psas like "you don't Have to wear a bra! Feminism!" they never fucking go away. Like pretty sure the folks who don't have to already know that. I'm not wearing one bc I want to appeal to patriarchal beauty standards, I'm doing it bc the alternative is Deeply physically uncomfortable and even painful, and that's what the fucking things were invented for. I get that you're Thin™️ and Normal™️ or whatever but the rest of us aren't. Like why dont your call out jock straps or shoes, obviously people only wear those for sexualized and performative patriarchal reasons and no actual practical function, right? Like live a goddamn day in my cup size before you talk to me about this shit again.

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Hello???? Suggestions????

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this one. fuck this poem.

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daddy wants to see yall on yall baddest behavior. lend me some sugar. I AM your neighbor.

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The problem with having a child with an attorney that has spoken to the child like an adult since birth is that she's 4 years old and she's negotiating the order in which we're going to complete tasks as a family to best suit her idea of an ideal day.

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I hate 2 say it but being a part of a “weird” subculture does not meaningfully inoculate you against a conservative moralizing impulse. You gotta unlearn that. Saying “cringe is dead” is not enough, you have to actually be okay with things that discomfort, perplex and/or disgust you.

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anyone wanna see the most sexual vintage medical illustration i've ever come across

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finding out people ship Casey and Alan is so funny to me because I'm pretty sure if Casey wasn't bound by professionalism he would have slapped Alan so many times

I'm pretty sure if Casey saw all the character!Casey scenes from the Dark Place and heard the nonsense, over the top pretentious dialogue Alan wrote for him he would have hated him even more

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Clue (1985) dir. Johnathan Lynn