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I still think the single funniest thing about the cybertruck is that it has all those security cameras built in that are set to activate if anyone gets too close to the vehicle...and those cameras need electricity to run, and the cybertruck is a piece of shit that has way less battery life than you'd think, so you can legit just fuck over the owner by just standing near it and doing nothing else.
Like goddamn Elongated Muskrat found a way to let us siphon gas out of a car without even touching it. Fucking incredible.
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honestly i don't know what my favorite part of ML season 5 was, the twist itself or the twist being confirmed by adrien's dramatic theatre kid cousin roping his girlfriend into performing a play to communicate the twist through abstract symbolism
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i'm constantly in pain on tumblr because i actually do spend time on tiktok and tumblr is always getting like the very first part of a trend or story three weeks late and taking it at face value when tiktok has already torn through a james cameron movie's worth of lore on the subject
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okay i'm sorry that i know so much about this but this is not true. it was a rumor that got spread really quickly but both darshen and samuel have confirmed that samuel does NOT have a wife
Darshen is so me
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#the reason i needed one was of course so i could hold it up in the crowd at a figure skating event
forgot to update with the thrilling conclusion of this story. here is a montage of ME, kitsch, at the 2025 world figure skating championships (you do have to turn your brightness up. and maybe zoom in.)
hey, does anyone know where i can buy a pride flag besides amazon or walmart? like any queer people selling them?
#thank you biproducts!#can't tell you how tempting it was to just hold the pride flag up for some random person and start a fun rumor
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Kaori Sakamoto: Baby, God Bless You (no commentary) | Skate Canada 2023
Putting it here so I can rewatch again and again. This program is like a warm hug, and yet you're still blown-away by how athletic Kaori is. Elegant, powerful, gentle. I love everything about her.
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running for president as a member of the American Fujoshi Party with a foolproof plan to address male loneliness
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Creators are now revealed for MXTX Remix Exchange 2025! Did you guess anyone correctly?
That’s all for this year’s exchange, but hopefully we’ll see you next year!
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Creators are now revealed for MXTX Remix Exchange 2025! Did you guess anyone correctly?
That’s all for this year’s exchange, but hopefully we’ll see you next year!
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#okay i didn't see the sporcle link at first so i was just sitting here counting off countries on my fingers#and i got to about 24#so i voted 'american 13-24'#but then i saw the quiz and actually looking at the map got me to 39#edit: oh and looking at the results i see i did name two more but i just spelled them wrong LOL
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Works are now revealed for MXTX Remix Exchange 2025! Enjoy the collection HERE, and don't forget to check out the original works!
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“every time i see this celebrity they look younger!” cool, it’s plastic surgery
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#i love that this is an experience someone living five thousand years ago could have and enjoy just as much
Sound up
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Lampara de Mesa (Table Lamp) - Los Carpinteros (Alexandre Arrechea Jesus Zambrano, Marco Antonio Castillo Valdés, and Dagoberto Rodríguez Sánchez)
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vic michaelis, the madlad that you are
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