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it’s wild how tech literacy lasted like one generation barely before it fell off

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pretty girls (me) deserve to be tied up and played with until her (again me) little brain is fuzzy and fully gone. (again. me!!)

this is a lesbian / queer space ౨ৎ men and minors dni

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I really fucking hate Linkedin.

"Staff? Sack 'em all." is a phrase that should get you guillotined.

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love seeing them wear my clothes. especially when i’m marking my territory and claiming what’s mine

THIS IS A POST FROM A LESBIAN NSFT BLOG. CISHET MEN AND MINORS DNI.

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the desperation you feel during couch sex is unmatched. just fully clothed and dry humping. trying to stay quiet and not get caught. pulling each other closer and closer. hands in each other’s hair. gripping onto waists and hips. reaching up shirts and down pants. your bodies just fighting for friction and relief

THIS IS A POST FROM A LESBIAN NSFT BLOG. CISHET MEN AND MINORS DNI.

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So I'd like you to meet my partners. This is the broken, this is the beaten, and this is the damned.

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Reasons why Trans Women have hands:

+ Grab Blahaj

+ Hug Blahaj

+ Grab Tiddies

+ Shake Tiddies

+ Grab Girlfriend

+ Hug Girlfriend

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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

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Me at transgender Jedi academy: so when do we learn “force feminization”

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“laughter is the best medicine” WRONG. hormone replacement therapy.

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get-along t shirt

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idc if it’s 6am i wanna be fucked into slow n deep, hands on my waist or groping my tits, soft and sleepy mumblings into my neck, panting and groaning hhhh

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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

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At Edinburgh airport, under the main departure screen there’s 5 water fill up stations but they missed the chance at writing “Wherever you’re going, the water will be worse.”

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Edge a girl and make her choose between cumming or hearing her clicker.

If she chooses to cum, just get her off.

If she chooses the clicker, praise her for being so well trained, touch her body all over and give her so so many little kisses.

Make denial so overwhelmingly blissful that she'll choose it over cumming every time.