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No but I'm very glad they did
all these gay girls are like "wow i want a big lady to step on me" but where is the love for short girls stepping on you? short girl intimidating you with her presence and body language alone until you fall over and she steps on you?? short girl taking down a girl who's much taller than her and making her submit??? where's the love for my shadow of the colossus bitches???
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I like toast.
I like toast.
I like the warmth of it and the crunch as I bite down.
I like to pair my toast with different jellies and jams. Maybe even butter or honey.
I like to cling to it with my hands as my teeth sink in.
I like the way it heats up my stomach once I swallow.
I wish you were here to share toast with me. Or even my hand. I don't mind if you bite down.
Please.
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blessing your feed with the bucktommy first kiss scene, minus the background music.
disclaimer: the scene you’re about to watch is so intimate you might feel like you shouldn’t be seeing it. proceed with caution. you're watching at your own risk.
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not submission. I really hate the "My OC, my rules" thing. Cause like, no? Just because they are your oc doesn't mean you can do whatever you want with them. If you want to make your oc suffer and not like them get help, you deserve to lose rights over them. Especially if you only do that stuff to purposely trigger people. Once you do that, your oc no longer belongs to you. they belong to the public who will take better care of them instead
Making a comment to get this to post.
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PSA:
1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly
2. If you are silly, you must stay silly
2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
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Thank you @bubblegum-gf and everyone who got me to 50 reblogs!
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IMO It's very seriously the best ever recorded laugh from Vanoss/Evan ever. clip starts in seconds but ends at the 3:20 mark. Wildcats audio is crisp af too
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dude i saw this episode on my lumch break, right? So i had a meeting with HR...
She fucking word for word *closed the door and started whispering* "He kept looking at his fucking lips." so i said "I Know right?!" she hates me dude, but in that fucking gay shit we unite
like how did buck not fall to the floor right there
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his fucking eyebrows go over his hat? i've never seen that and i have seen the shrek movies over and over again
#Happy Labor Day to Shrek I guess
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