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Athenide au but make it Luke-centric — where he travels back in time to Ancient Greece and is born(?) as Hermes' full-blooded divine child in Arcadia as he steps out from behind a strawberry bush or something

Now he has to deal with a possessive, overprotective Ancient Greek Hermes, who is instantly besotted with this divine, pretty child of his who was born as an adult but clearly still so young. And he has such mortal sensibilities, too! So soft in some ways despite his prowess with the sword — like him insisting on staying at a mortal size, or getting upset when Hermes smites a few insolent humans for daring to lay their inferior eyes upon his son.

It's clear that he needs protecting in a way that Hermes' other full-blooded divine children didn't — not Pan, not Hermaphroditus...not even Autolycus, when he ascended. So now Luke gets at full blast the ancient version of his dad experiencing protective fatherly feelings for the first time ever, all of that directed towards him.

Oh, and he also has to fend off the stream of godly suitors who wish to court the Messenger's new beautiful son — the majority of which are lesser divine beings and thus not a problem (because Hermes will deal with them), but the remaining few are Olympians (like Dionysus?! Oh gods, why is Mr. D trying to get into his pants —) and thus absolutely a problem.

Good luck, Luke!

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We as a fandom have really been sleeping on the fact that the Disney+ Percy is canonically an artist. It’s one of the first things we’re given about him as a character within the first 10 minutes of the show, and I loved seeing the giant page of Greek doodles. Anyway, I feel like there's a ton of potential for this to be used in the future, so here are just a few of my ideas on possible ways to bring it back.

Percy, who can’t for the life of him remember what a monster is called, so he quickly sketches it out so Annabeth and Grover can play a guessing game on what he’s talking about

Annabeth finding Percy’s notebook filled with sketches of her and other little memories from their quests (cough cough, Spider-Verse)

Percy absently drawing a picture of the random girl who keeps appearing in his dreams, only for Annabeth to look over his shoulder and gasp at the spot-on image of her big sister

TTC Nico, seeing Percy stress doodling what Dr. Thorn looked like and immediately begging him to draw other monsters or Gods that he’s encountered

Rachel Elizabeth Dare and Percy bonding over art in a way that totally DOESN’T make Annabeth’s eye twitch

SON Percy desperately trying to draw out the blurry memory of Annabeth only to crumble the paper when he can’t get her features exactly right.

I honestly doubt we will see it used again, but if we did, I would be delighted.

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That fuckin smile at the end

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Percy and Nico get together to rant when they're arguing with their boyfriends and it always ends up with "and he's BLONDE. Like, grow up."

Jason and Will have blonde solidarity like "and then he told me to get a grown up hair color! I can't control my hair color!"

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Tim is out here fighting for his LIFE

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A glimpse of us

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excuse me for stating the obvious but like. james gunn outright calling superman an immigrant and doubling down on it when he got backlash (because he IS an immigrant, that's the point of superman) + the in-movie dialogue of "aren't you going to read me my rights?" "you're an extraterrestrial, son. you haven't got any rights to read." + the violence of his arrest and how they torture and mistreat him unapologetically, all under the guise of "protecting america", in a film releasing during the onslaught of violent ICE kidnappings and abuse... yeah it's really no wonder right-wing knobheads are crying about this being woke. they're being forced to look directly at the reasons one of the most well-known and beloved heroes of all time would not be on their side. and that's only ONE of the reasons this movie covers

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I hate hate HATE all those 2edgy 4me theories about kids shows. Like Angelica dreaming up the rugrats, or the ed, edd, and eddy children being ghosts, or literally anything that takes a lighthearted and fun kids show and has to turn it into some tragic take of rape or murder or misinformed mental illness. So you know what? From now on I’m gonna do the exact opposite. Every cool grim-dark show is now because of a bunch of children. To get us started: Game of Thrones: A middle-school DnD campaign with the most angry, vindictive DM who has promised to kill everyone’s player characters (and their family) by the end.

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hehe boys…..,

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this video kills me they literally look like they're reading ancient scrolls

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When your therapist tells you dashcon 2 ended 25 days ago and that you need to leave the ball pit

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Things You Missed If You Did Not Go to Dashcon 2: Nessie @raccoonmilf, founder of the original Dashcon, knighting @strange-aeons, who proceeded to fight me with a real claymore for reasons you will find out in this video

(OK it's actually click bait to make you all watch the heartfelt speech by Dashcon 2 co-director Simone)

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Narinder w/ aym and baal

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Hmmmmm

Sure