I don’t really watch Boruto because reasons but you know what I want? I want Hidan to still be alive, and saved from that hole in the woods that Shikamaru left him in. He buried him in the Nara woods because only members of the Nara clan can set foot in those woods, right? I want Shikadai to be out there and to hear Hidan’s voice to come up to him from underground. To start talking to him, gaining his trust little by little, then tricking him into digging him up. It’ll only be his head (I think?) but I want Hidan to convince Shikadai to take his head to Orochimaru who Jashin knows does all kinds of experiments and could easily construct this man’s a new body, you know, in the name of science. And then I want Hidan to somehow get the rest of the Akatsuki resurrected and for them to FUCK KONOHA UP.
“Why is it that I have to be stuck with the lazy, slow paced brat for a partner” Sasori grew tired of pacing outside your door. He had been waiting for 30 minutes. Orders were to be ready by sunrise and you still were not prepared, no matter how much he warned you to be on time the day before.
“Come on already, you know I don’t like to be kept waiting” Agitation grew in Sasori’s voice as he begun preparing to open your door to drag you out. But before his hand could touch the handle, the door opened with you zipping your cloak up to your chin, “I know I know, Sasori. Jeez you’re always so impatient".
He growled under his breath, walking ahead to the entrance, taking course to your mission towards Iwagakure.
His silent anger could be felt through his puppet, Hiruko. His aura grew with rage with every step through the forest and you couldn’t help but feel to be the culprit of this.
Breaking the silence after 2 hours of travel, you moved to his side, “Sasori?”
He didn’t even entertain you with a grunt of acknowledgement. Yet you still continued, “Why is it that you don’t like to be kept waiting. I understand no one likes to be ‘kept waiting’ but, you seem to be more annoyed than the average - -“
His body shot up from Hiruko’s back and pushed you against a tree with his forearm pressing on your chest, keeping you firmly there. You stared widely at his wooden features, his eyebrows were furrowed which made his deadened brown eyes look more aggressive than normal.
“Mind your own business and keep those infuriating questions to yourself”
some people on insta said i should post my workout routine since i mentioned how im so happy with the results, so here’s my little workout guide for my fellow trans folk! I focused on getting a more masculine body because obviously that’s what I want. I’m so happy with the results, this workout is saving my fucking life!!!! I can’t get on T soon so this has really been keeping my dysphoria in check. I barely get body dysphoria, i love how my clothes looks on me, i love feeling confident for once in my life!!! HOWEVER Don’t go overboard with working out my friends. Do not work out in a binder, you MUST take days off to let your muscles heal, and you CAN’T starve yourself! Fitness is all about health and diet! Take care of yourself. This is also MY workout routine, you may not get the same results as I have! Every body is different.