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Dating Carlisle | Headcanons

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Warnings: None

Note: I’m so tired from school so no requests, just something simple for today. I’ll do a request tomorrow though, send in any imagines or headcanons you’d like <3

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They cheered for the baby and booed everyone else. This is the greatest thing 

(i saw this on twitter but hadn’t seen it on tumblr so i needed to post it. pls watch this)

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Can you try to act human?

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Shane really really loves the battinson.

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UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!

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Carlisle goes back to school to get another doctorate, but he has to be a TA. everything’s fine and dandy until COVID-19 hits, then he has to transition to online classes. 

at first, he’s teaching from his office, careful to not include any of his very vampire paintings in the background. one day, Esme is redecorating the office so he has to host class in the living room. Emmett walks into screen and people starting asking Carlisle if that’s his brother. Carlisle forgets that he’s supposed to be a 28 year old doctorate student and tells them that Emmett’s his son.

everyone in the class swoons because ‘omg Mr. Carlisle is such a kind man! so young and so kind!’. Emmett begins to walking into frame every time Carlisle is in class, acting more and more ridiculous. first he just wears something stupid, maybe one of Jasper’s uniforms or Edward’s sulking peacoat. then, when that stops being fun, he starts walking through carrying ridiculous things. a table, a couch, Jacob in wolf form. 

the class is confused because ‘Mr. Carlisle is that your dog?’ but he’s so beat down by teaching a class via Zoom that he can’t bother to explain away Emmett’s dumb ass behavior. they’re all quarantined together because they have to act human and it’s getting to them and he refuses to take away Emmett’s only source of entertainment in this pandemic.

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sometimes i think about if the cullens went on family feud

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Chill

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Mortal Kombat Preference “How they react to you being brought to tears during sex” (NSFW)

(Wooooo MK! Hope it is as requested and you all like it :3 Gif not mine/credit to the original owners.)

Johnny-As he’d notice you starting to cry while he’s making love to you, he’d get flustered and worried, stopping in his track and asking you over and over if you’re alright as he promises to stop hurting you. As you’d pull him closer and would reassure him that you aren’t hurt but rather it’s cause he’s making you feel too good, it would be such an ego boost he can’t help but smile all of a sudden and get all excited and cocky even, scoffing about how he knew about it all while getting back to his pace.

Hanzo-As he’d notice you starting to cry while he’s making love to you, he’d be touched and would tear up nearly just as much, comforting you and reminding you how much he loves you, even slowing down for you. As you’d remind him that you love him as well and would admit to him that he’s making you feel so good, he’d blush all of a sudden and would practically kiss up your neck and hide himself there as he doesn’t want you to tease him about it.

Kuai-As he’d notice you starting to cry while he’s making love to you, he’d blush and would wipe your tears away, stopping completely and apologizing for hurting you as he doesn’t realize what’s truly going on. As you’d comfort him and would carefully touch him and would admit that you’re crying because it feels too good, he’d be a complete stuttering mess, having not expected that you’d enjoy it that much, slowly smirking and thanking you as his it clearly boosted his ego.

Kenshi-As he’d notice you starting to cry while he’s making love to you, he’d cup your cheek and would wipe your tear, making you realize he can tell that you’re crying before kissing you softly to cheer you up. As you’d try to express yourself to him, he’d chuckle and would coo you, kissing you softly to reassure you he understands you and that you can let it all out.

Kano-As he’d notice you starting to cry while he’s making love to you, he’d still be cocky and would taunt you as he asks you if it feels that good that you can’t stop yourself from crying, enjoying to be right. As you’d admit to it, he’d purposefully tease you even more, whether it be picking up the pace or the way he touches you while at it, just to make you choke on your tears and practically overstimulate from the way he pleasures you.

Fujin-As he’d notice you starting to cry while he’s making love to you, he’d be quick to worry but would also try to cheer you up, teasing you as he apologizes for being that good to you, making you laugh instead. As you’d wipe your tears away and would try to express that you just love him so much and how he makes you feel good, he’d smile and would kiss you softly, before reassuring you that he loves you and that he enjoys every second with you, picking up back his pace to make you tear up again.

Raiden-As he’d notice you starting to cry while he’s making love to you, he can’t help but instantly stop and apologize to you for hurting you, even changing position just to let you have all the power. As you’d wipe your tears and would assure him that it’s just because he’s making you feel too good, he’d be stunned and would ask you to point out to him what is it exactly that has you in tears, hoping to keep pleasuring you the way you love.

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by choosing the apple as bella’s symbol on the cover of the original publication we gained insight into the themes of innocence and lust, temptation and choice, similar to adam & eve followed throughout the saga. by using a cracked and dripping ripe pomegranate as the symbol for edward’s side of the story we, as the audience, are able to gain insight into edward’s love for eating pussy. dare i say, his willingness to eat out.

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current situation: listening to September by Earth Wind and Fire as I pump myself up for chapters of Edward just trashing Bella’s wardrobe while also wanting to rearrange her guts

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only real twilight fans will be naming their kids pomegranate and apple 😤😤😤