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Oh yeah

But babe you love being gaslit

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Back at it with the new program, this time with (married) Klance

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on july 12th 2004 the statue of liberty reached down & picked up 1 guy & ate him. not very many people saw this happen & no one got any pictures of it. the eyewitness accounts never traveled very far or got any attention on the internet or anything

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fucked up that igor isnt a job role. i wouldve been really good at being the short and fucked up lab assistant to an extremely evil scientist.

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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

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So hard to be a Lalonde liker in a Strilondes society. Not even as a jab at people who enjoy fun family stuff (same) but the way people will talk about Rose being So Dirkcore and conveniently ignore that Rose by design has more in common with Roxy. The fact that there's mountains of analysis for Dirk and Rose and like none for the Lalonde's pains me. What do you mean you hate tragic mother/daughter narratives?

Like Rose and Roxy revolve around each other Literally from the beginning of the story. Act 6 Rose and Roxy spend a great bulk of their time thinking about each other and looking forward to seeing each other. Their addiction narratives mirror each other!!! The way that Roxy encapsulates everything Rose hated about her mother (the wizards, the drinking, the enthusiasm!) while entirely recontextualizing her mother's existence for Rose. There's something about Rose drinking in an attempt to understand her at the same time that Roxy is going sober that gets to me a little. I think there's stuff too about how Rose can come to cope with her and understand her own childhood neglect via spending time with Roxy, in the same way that Roxy can learn that her mom is like. A flawed human being. I don't know. I think there's stuff there that goes so gravely underappreciated By The Masses. They're so interesting *shakes you* love the Lalonde's with me

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the only good option.

based on this post, obviously, except dirkified

(dirkified = best adjective)

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how the fuck do i caption this ummm um,,mm,,,,

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woxy 😌💅✨

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oh💖💘💕

💞💝oh shit✨

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❣️✨shit💞💕

💞💗💙sorry guys💙💕

💖💕✨i'm dropping my love for💗

✨💖💙💕✨💗

💙💝 The Book of life🌠💘💖

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💙all over the💖✨💙💗

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💗place💖✨

✨💞sorry💕💙

@yourspiritneverdies

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so apparently when my sister and i were little we took golfing classes and we got kicked out after a week. the reason being that the old white male instructor kept calling my 4 year old sister Maria “Mary” after she told him several times that her name is pronounced Maria. anyway, at one point, he tells her “well, that doesn’t matter anymore. you’re in America now.” and that distressed my sister so much that she hit him with her golf club.

that’s not what did the damage, though. what fucked that old dude up is that i saw my sister hit him from where i was standing and i ran over and started beating him with MY golf club. my mom says that i didn’t know what the hell was happening, but i squared up.

that’s why we got kicked out.

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*in denial anyone in Akame Ga Kill died*

They didn't even get hurt what are you all talking about

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AKAME GA KILL A PLACE WHERE ALL YOUR FAVOURITE CHARACTERS DIE

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If you have a cat please reblog this with its name please and thank you

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bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him

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anyone else gay on this sunday afternoon in october?

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son of a bitch everything costs money