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"because, we shit talk all the time, and sometimes that requires knowing names?" kitty shrugs, taking a sip of her drink, "thanks for liking mine even though it was aggressively musical theater, though. i mean, i'm not a theater major but if they did a lesbian version of west side story, there is a chance i could convert."
"i could totally stay away. i just chose not to, because i heard they were having refreshments." spencer lies, shifting in his seat, story already changing from moments before. "like i said, too hard. the only ones i've enjoyed are yours and blaine's." another lie. there were plenty of talented people in this school, ones he didn't entirely hate watching put on a show - at least when it wasn't in the middle of the hallway - but he couldn't just admit that. "besides- what makes you think i even know all of these losers' names?"
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i mean, would you use your government name to talk the shit she does? actually, never mind, you already do, and so do i. hm. maybe that is her name. but the thing is, i've never seen her physically, so? gotta be some sort of catfish situation.
at least they have a little community of losers. it'd almost be sweet if it wasn't so incredibly pathetic.
...is her name not nancy? you're telling me she had her choice in names, and that's what she went with?
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KITTY: i hear people are dropping out of mean girls? are things that bad there? fuck. @blainetm
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fine, i'll bite...all of the bring it on movies, and i mean all of them, even the ones that are objectively garbage, they are near and dear to me.
What’s your guilty pleasure that you refuse to feel guilty about? Random question, I know, but it's for science. And not in the "Being nosy and actually just want to know" kind of way, but for a psychology class poll. Although I would be lying if I didn't admit I'm genuinely curious.
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sincerity is genuinely really hard like…….. if i have ever told you anything heartfelt out loud i have had to battle like 7 layers of embarrassment & repression to do that
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a lethal duo. too iconic for nyada, i fear. She does have favorites, for sure, and it's us. Her least favorites are...everyone in new directions.
hmmm let's meet up for coffee tomorrow morning and discuss nyada nancy's real name. i have some theories. i gotta meet that bitch irl sometime.
and then there's us, who have been gifted with both talent and looks. your god really does have favorites, huh?
good. now you're free to spend your time in a much more productive way, like doing quite literally anything else. including bitching with me.
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"oh, yes, and it'll be better than berry's - way less of a bummer," she says with a wry smile. she knows blaine likes rachel, but she can't really imagine why, and her recent joining of vocal adrenaline has earned several eyerolls from kitty over the past two weeks, "to each their own, but...i don't know what any of you see in her."
"kitty!" blaine exclaims, wrapping his arms around her to pull her in a brief, but tight hug. "thank you. is it the pearls? if you need to borrow them at any point tonight to clutch dramatically, just say the word," he jokes, as he pulls away. "you look incredible, as always. and yes, of course i'm singing. you know how much i love belting out songs traditionally sung by woman." he takes a sip from his drink, then raises his eyebrows at kitty. "and for the record, i will defend rachel's performance with my life. it was flawless, if you ask me." he knows kitty was kidding — at least, he hopes so — but it doesn't stop him from praising their teammate. "now, please tell me you're planning on singing too?"
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kitty rolls her eyes, "you couldn't stay away from the train wreck, plus, you wanted to see me perform, let's not lie to ourselves, baby doll," she says playfully. "you didn't answer the question, you gotta pick one. you gotta pick the worst."
"that's such a hard question... i mean, so many of them suck so bad." spencer grimaces, seemingly in a pretty terrible mood for someone who was there completely out of his own volition. "i don't know why i let you drag me here." she hadn't. "there's so many better places we could be right now."
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it's like, if you're gonna be unattractive, at least sing okay. but they can't even do that.
oh i have no intention of extending my help. they wouldn't take it, anyway. they think that the ragtag misfits thing is still in, but it's very 2010. i love bitching with you.
damn, sounds like they've improved from the last time i heard them squawking around.
don't waste your time. the last thing the world needs is more untalented performers stealing the spotlight from those who could actually bring something of value to the industry. you might think you're being nice, but, really, it'd just cause more damage than it's worth.
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THAT ‘70S SHOW — 08.08 “Good Company”
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