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This is Balthazar or whatever. He is fucking annoying and stupid (literally eats burger for a living). He is in love with a twink, embarrassingggg!! He gets mad at people for wearing ugly clothes when everything he wears is stinky old and weird, like him. I hear his dick is tiny as hell and his boyfriend can’t find it when they gave sex. His journal le requin rouge ou whatever sucks no one ever read it. Also he’s prétentions and mean and secretly can’t read like Lea Michelle. Anyway an other guy who rager stop and think rather than top a twink.

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This bitch… She came to Paris and didn’t even book an accommodation. She’s literally slagging off everyone’s Parisian flat.. it’s honestly embarrassing. She wouldn’t go to Carmen and didn’t even want to pay for an Uber. If you see her tell her she owes me 20 000€. DO NOT TRUST HER. XOXO gg

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Ewen more like ewwwwwwen he’s such a little baby poo if he was a gossip girl character he would be little j vraiment shut the fuck up jenny! No one care that you want to make clothes ur not special and ur dad is a dilf sooooo why are you complaining. ANYWAYS i guess he’s kinda pretty if you like that sort of thing but I don’t! I’ll say it again EWWWWen.

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This is Martha the fucking idiot crazy slut! I literally met her and she wore this stupid glitter shirt dress (ew) and called me a fag!! Fuck her!!! Then I called her a bitch and yelled like bitch zho are you!!! She was like you’re ugly???? What ME UGLY??? LOOK AT HER! I called her “horse face” which she has!!!!!!! THEN SHE CHOCKED ME!!! Anyway I can’t be bothered, she is simply a stupid idiotic crazy slut bitch zhote I’m lacking words to describe her! The whole dictionary isn’t enough for her fat ass

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999 emergency services these girls are on fire

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Caught in Paris city verena san der woodsen fresh from the east of London

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Kitty is a loser freak, worst roommate anyone could ever ask for and super uncool always

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Max is literally the worst he is so boring and when he walks into the room it smells like shit- he tried wayyy to hard- and on top of all of that he’s straight #boring

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My belly feels fat that is cos of bouillon Pigalle. Enjoyed eating cow tho.

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VERY disappointed by Bouillon République tonight. My grandson BALTHAZAR didn’t get fries with his rose beef and was so sad he SHAT HIMSELF. Only Bouillon truly knows how to ruin a nice family diner….

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Olivia ? More like Oliv TA MERE. This cunt. She never accommodâtes other people’s need to shit. She’s and “anti-shitter” if you will. DO NOT TRUST HER WITH YOUR BED. She will pee on it while you’re in the shower !!!!!!!

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This is Justine. She is (unfortunately) the twin sister of doriane the goddess of beauty. To be honest i kinda would have prefered crapou or le bossu de notre dame to be my twin but whatever, she has nice clothes I can steal.

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This is Doriane allias Doude. She always has greasy hair so sometimes I use her hair’s oil to cook my tofu. Anyway if you don’t have butter in your fridge call Doude !

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This is Martha, you can call her Marcaca cause this bitch stinks like hell and can never do her shits. What is the next step ? Shitting by the mouth ? She already has some in her brain anyway

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Hi tumblr,

Touchy subject… but my friend sophia isn’t really pretty anymore… u know what I mean like I choose my friends based on their physique and like she just doesn’t do it for me anymore… I know I’m being a really judgmental Parisian cunt but, I can’t surround myself with ugly people, it makes me so stressed. I’ve got that James dean day dream look in ur eyyyyyeeesss and I got that red lip classic thing that u liiiikkkeee and when we go crashing down we come back evretiiiimmmeee we never go out of styyylllee. Stay swag. Be pretty. And fuck ugly people.

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Esther literally has a dick in her mouth wtf!!!! Eeweeeeewe anywayssssss wife beater? NO ring NO gay NO literally c’est pour me tuer quoiiiiiiiii??????

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Leononono horrid personality- rating 1.5/10