kittykatthetacodemon

[kittykatthetacodemon]

good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

[kittykatthetacodemon]

I understand that a lot of people are really into gardening but i think you should refrain from pointing at peoples houses and announcing the sexes of the bushes outside because you might accidentally get the correct ratio of men to women in that household and scare the crap out of the residents inside. Especially if you’re going to end your statement with “that’s why they’re not going to survive”

[kittykatthetacodemon]

Yeah, Eliot, you do.

[kittykatthetacodemon]

my mom's in a pokemon go battle right now in the other room saying a whole shonen protagonist speech

[kittykatthetacodemon]

arguing against ai is always like. im not sure how to explain to you. that you need to think for yourself with your own thoughts. . maybe this would be easier to understand if idk, you were practiced in thinking for yourself

[kittykatthetacodemon]

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

[kittykatthetacodemon]

stop reading tomes with the gnomes and come read a scroll with the ghoul

[kittykatthetacodemon]

saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead

[kittykatthetacodemon]

[kittykatthetacodemon]

Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

[kittykatthetacodemon]

“Raw milk is better for you as long as you boil it” so true bestie now imagine if we could like. Super boil it. To really get all the bacteria out. And if we could do that quickly and efficiently. Imagine that.

[kittykatthetacodemon]

25 hours a day, 8 days a week, #gpoy.

[kittykatthetacodemon]

does the 69 button have a name or are we all calling it the 69 button.

[kittykatthetacodemon]

🤭 I'm a girl but with a little 😏 extra something 😉

Can you guess what? 🤪

[kittykatthetacodemon]

I have no words.

[kittykatthetacodemon]

knight who is constantly searching for a good and noble king to serve but cannot fucking find one for the life of him so he has to become the good and noble king himself.

and now all these other knights are coming around like "please let me serve you" and like obviously hes going to let them serve him thats the point of being a good and noble king but its also. very annoying. one of you become the good and noble king for once lets trade