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I am not coming back to this blog, but after hearing his little announcement with his side piece Bibi, I just wanted to give a final "fuck you" to every non Republican who helped Trump get elected (third party and non voters).

FUCK YOU. This is what you wanted. We TOLD you this would happen and none of you fucking listened.

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I'm quitting tumblr

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locked him up for being too based

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Ths bishop’s twitter post

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

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The problem: you are Michael Bublé, it is 2011 and you would like to make a Christmas album. Your producers want you to sing the classic Christmas song "Santa, Baby," but if you sing it as intended, it's gonna come off as, like, super gay

The proposed solution: you will rewrite the lyrics to the song to imply a platonic friendship between yourself and the man in red, making Santa a real bro who's gonna help you get laid by some hunnies, with cool, masculine gifts like a steel blue convertible, a yacht and tickets to a Canadian hockey game

The reality: the combination of the eroticism of your voice and the inherently sexual vibes of the song means you create a story about a closeted gay guy desperately repressing his desire to - as the kids say - fuck that old man, no homo'ing your way through asking him to trim your tree, promising you'll be such a good boy if he treats you well, and begging him to slide down your chimney

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i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell

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one of the all time posting days ever

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New mugshot taken 12/10/2024 11:08:03 AM in PA has been added to Luigi Mangione's inmate details

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one thing i hate about english is your open compound words. what do you mean it's a light switch and not a lightswitch or a water bottle instead of a waterbottle. get real

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I didn't want to be annoying on that post about the "Are we the triggered?" thumbnail, but... I've watched that video, and while I feel it is a bit rambly (it is almost a full hour in length) I did find it interesting. But I did learn something new when he started building his case for the inherent hypocrisy of anti-woke-ism using this meme:

He points out that in the video this is from, the woman is actually calmly arguing -with statistics- with another person. She just happened to make a funny face for one frame and now she's on a billion different YouTube thumbnails as the so-called "triggered feminist."

And to cap it off, he points out: "This clip originally was shown on the Alex Jones show. And we all know how calm and collected Alex Jones is at all times." (montage of many of Alex Jones' screams of rage)

I also liked this quote: "That's the double standard: This woman cannot afford to make a single frame of a funny face without her expression being immortalized in a billion thumbnails. But this guy can literally scream at the camera for 15 minutes because an RPG asked the preferred pronoun for his character. And he even uses her face in his thumbnails! Hypocrisy perfected."

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Could you personally forgive someone who had a neo-Nazi “phase” as an adult? Assuming they’re trying to make amends for their past behavior/beliefs

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ooooohhhhh

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In a perfect world we wouldn't be assigning genders to infants or requiring 'biological sex' to be listed on anyone's official documents.

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American leftists really piss me the fuck off.

Imagine being lucky enough not be living in a country like Syria that is plagued by civil conflict; imagine not being forced to choose between all these dogshit factions in order to survive, but you do so anyway because you're bored and want to LARP as a revolutionary.